drew x jane

[jane ridley]

JANIE my farm theory grows. better your home turf than his. though I don’t think I’d ever subject anyone to Ohio.

[drew nickford]

Drew It's def his current role. I need him casted as a Christian Grey type character next. Visiting him in college was always a doozy. But he is blessedly in Dallas now. Oh, I saw the thing about Freddie. Tell me your honest to god first reaction.

[jane ridley]

JANIE i kind of laughed but knew he had it bad for her. Liv did point out that we fucked like, 7-8 months ago though so lol. moved quick! but kids will probably do that to ya.

[drew nickford]

Drew Do you think they'll last? I wonder why not with the first. C'est la vie, it was fun to hear about while it lasted.

[jane ridley]

JANIE i think she’d murder him if they don’t - that family merge is off the charts, it kind of has to work. I am still shocked there is a future second, tbh. but guess he’s finally gonna embrace dad life. was fun for me too - I think he genuinely means well. just loved the fast life and that is…decidedly not fast.

[drew nickford]

Drew Honestly. I'm sure we'll get a Netflix series about it someday. They grow up eventually, the mystery is always when. He'll never forget Janie, that's for sure.

[jane ridley]

JANIE I’m hoping for a wedding special. you and Marco having that insane discussion yet?

[drew nickford]

Drew Sooo you’ll be my plus one to the wedding? We have, I figure around 30. I’m getting off BC soon actually. Not necessarily to try for babies yet but I want off the hormones.

[jane ridley]

JANIE Aisha'd rip my head off mid walk down the aisle. ugh. flirting with danger I see.

[drew nickford]

Drew But it would be so funny to catch the bouquet. And the awkward silence waiting for any objections. Well he's not getting any younger, I don't want old-sperm babies.

[jane ridley]

JANIE don't feel like gambling if i'm on the 'shoot on site' list or not. men can have kids when they're like fucking 80.

[drew nickford]

Drew Hey, in the end you won. Dodged a bullet! Which is gross and truly questionable of evolution. If you can't live to see your child graduate, wear a condom ew.

[jane ridley]

JANIE do miss the hotel access. exactly, so why are we worrying about his age??

[drew nickford]

Drew There are plenty of other hotel heirs in the sea my dear. I also don't want to be a 45-year-old mother! It just feels right despite there probably never being a right time.

[jane ridley]

JANIE if only i wasn't deathly allergic to kids, such a shame! can you watch secret lives of mormon wives so we can discuss please.