. nowhere rush

[drew nickford]

Drew Are you back from Greece yet? Marco's leaving in a few days and I'm planning a weekend sleepover.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I E I am. Oh my god yesss, can I be on snack duty?

[drew nickford]

Drew Welcome back! How was it? Let me see that left hand. Yess. It will be fall themed, obviously, ft. apple cider sangria.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I E Stunning, right?? Autumnal.  That sounds so LA, I'm in. Where's he off to this time?

[drew nickford]

Drew Gorgeous 10/10. Ok so no anniversary proposal, are we happy about that? Nebraska, my poor baby. He'll be back first week of November so naturally all the decorations will be coming out full force to keep me company.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I E Omg yes, it's only been a year, come on now. I don't want to be a child bride. Do you like having time to yourself?

[drew nickford]

Drew You are so Ilana Wexler. Tell me about the trip, full spread. Was it amazing? How long, when did you get back? Two to three weeks is the sweet spot for me. Any longer and I feel like I go stir crazy toward the end before he finally gets back.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I E Ten days, it was perfect. Insane resort and we visited my yia-yia, so cute. Dimitri said to send his love and remind you that he'd be happy to recommend a divorce lawyer should you ever need one. Got back a couple days ago. That's so long. I think Jack and I have done like three nights apart.

[drew nickford]

Drew Some family involvement, I love that. Oh sweet Dimitri. He knows it could never work because he is only a poor imitation of you. 💔 That's normal for the first year I'd say. But I'm no longer privvy to normal! I don't even know what to ask Marco to bring back from Nebraska?

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I E That nickname will devastate him and I love you for it. Hmm... ask for something unexpected, that'll throw him.  Can we play Dress To Impress at our slumber party? Bc I am so addicted.

[drew nickford]

Drew He will still play the long game and think I'm playing hard-to-get. Wheat? Corn? I don't know what's over there. Stopp I love watching that. Is that your latest obsession? I'm embarrassed to tell you mine, I fell for one of those cheesy game ads.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I E That he will, I can only apologise. I think that would be expected, it has to be something you couldn't guess. I'm sinking so much time into it and I am coming for these childrens' throats!! Omg Drew that is sooo much worse. Which celeb ad did it for you?

[drew nickford]

Drew I have a few players on the bench, what can I say. Back to Greece - good gifts? Good pics? Tan? Even worse, no celeb ads. It's Cake Sort, you just match different cakes together. I'm unstoppable. I paid once for no ads but refuse to put real money into it otherwise. Marco will look at a statement like one of those parents when their iPad kid charges $900 on in-app purchases.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I E Who could blame them. All of the above, I'm working up to posting but I kind of hate the comments when I do. When I eventually get over DTI I'll be all over that. Hahaha okay but can you do it once just to see his reaction?? Happy to fund it!

[drew nickford]

Drew Haters will hate, fans will celebrate. Weirdos reveal themselves and get blocked. How's Jack? He's sooo over my videos. I started doing one ranking his roles on smash-or-passability, his eyes almost rolled out of his head.