dominic x antoni

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Ugh I'm not an amateur. People say I'm her spitting image. Do you agree?

[antoni morales]

Ant Yes you are. Do they? Can't say I see it.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Anyway deliver my shit to the usual location.

[antoni morales]

Ant Say please. I'm leaving a very warm bed for you.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom If I don't? I'll make it worth your while.

[antoni morales]

Ant Then nothing for you, brat. That's the idea.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Stop, you’ll turn me on. Tell me a story, I’m in need of entertainment.

[antoni morales]

Ant Real or fiction?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Hmm surprise me.

[antoni morales]

Ant I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I prefer creepypasta to copypasta. Describe in detail three objects nearest to you at this very moment.

[antoni morales]

Ant Jesus you're hard work. A black bra, sheer mesh, looks like one of the really expensive ones that make no sense because you're paying more for less fabric. Matching panties. A 5'7 brunette smokeshow, still sleeping or you wouldn't be getting a reply. You?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Well now it's lotion and tissues. Go on, tell me all about your exploits!

[antoni morales]

Ant Can't you get one of your little lackeys to suck you off so you can leave me in peace?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Rude and vulgar, tsk tsk.