dean x thompson

[dean rothchild]

CONVERSATION BETWEEN:

DEAN & THOMPSON

[dean rothchild]

dean This picture is circulating of you again. Probably why you didn't make the cut for the influencer list.

[thompson weathers]

tommy Idk why people keep doing this to me specifically, there was another one the other day— but fuck, I'm a handsome motherfucker.

[dean rothchild]

dean Fuck, that one is even better! Sounds like you have a little fan club, Tommy.

[thompson weathers]

tommy Of course I do, look at me! I miss being young. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[dean rothchild]

dean Wonder what's up with the bows though? You do realize I'm just a year younger than you, right? So not far behind.

[thompson weathers]

tommy Teenage girls are weird. 30 is different. One day you'll understand.

[dean rothchild]

dean Very. Just think, you’ll get to experience that firsthand again when your own are teenagers. Great. Can’t wait. I’m coming to LA next week, you around?

[thompson weathers]

tommy Do not try to sleep with my daughters, Deano. I'm always around, let's go to a strip club, I've got a craving for fake tits and warm beer.

[dean rothchild]

dean Never. But what about your sister? I’m in. Give me a fake blonde with big boobs any day.

[thompson weathers]

tommy She's up herself since she got married, feel free to. Always a delight. What brings you to LA?

[dean rothchild]

dean Huh. I had no idea. I'm bored in NY right now.

[thompson weathers]

tommy Really? It was in the papers, don't you read? Roster not keeping you interested?

[dean rothchild]

dean I do. I probably read it and instantly forgot. Since it didn't affect me. It's fine enough. Need some fresh sights and women. How's your roster these days?

[thompson weathers]

tommy She'll be devastated. I'm a devoted father and businessman with no time for distractions.