dean x thompson

[dean rothchild]

dean How long ago was it? Should I send her a gift? You really should make time for yourself. Give in a little. I insist.

[thompson weathers]

tommy She's richer than god, no point. Kidding. Fucking both Liv and Jane, isn't that hilarious?

[dean rothchild]

dean The best friends? Hahahahaha. That's so good.

[thompson weathers]

tommy Even got her to cheat on McCarthy.  Here's an idea, why don't you zero in on his sister?

[dean rothchild]

dean No shit? Not the pregnant one, right?

[thompson weathers]

tommy Crazy right? I don't know what's gotten into her. Except for my dick, obviously. Yeah, you can't have Charlotte, I'm weirdly protective of her. Please?? Do me this solid, it'd be so funny.

[dean rothchild]

dean Hey, good for her. I don't get the hype with him. Sorry I'm not into pregnant women. Grosses me out. It's going to have to be Charlotte.

[thompson weathers]

tommy I've known him forever so I can say with the utmost confidence: he's most boring man alive. No to Charlotte, for real. I wasn't either until Cece but now I'm a convert... fuck it, I'll do it myself. Actually I can't, Lottie.

[dean rothchild]

dean Only met him a few times.  You should just do it yourself. Really infiltrate their lives.

[thompson weathers]

tommy Alas, I'm too loyal to Lottie. You'll have to find some other way of amusing us then, I'm already doing my part.

[dean rothchild]

dean And what did she do to deserve such loyalty from Tommy Weathers? I'll figure it out. Give me a bit to think on it, I'll draw up a plan.

[thompson weathers]

tommy We exchanged virginities. Do something really explosive.

[dean rothchild]

dean Oh. Cute. I will. I can promise you that.

[thompson weathers]

tommy Who was the lucky lady for you?

[dean rothchild]

dean Remi Dursts. Pre-her father losing all their money and her exit from Blair.