. devil's due

[drew nickford]

Drew Thanks in advance for giving us unfettered access to your chateau next month, you won't regret it. 🤎

[thompson weathers]

T O M It's my daddy's and he's a very scary man. One and only warning.

[drew nickford]

Drew We will leave a cute Christmas card just for him. An obnoxious amount of pictures will follow, R.I.P your feed.

[thompson weathers]

T O M God, is it still not December yet? This is the longest month ever. All good, it'll keep Jane distracted while I post my kids.

[drew nickford]

Drew It's a drag to Thanksgiving then a slide right to Christmas, almost there. Will you be with your girls?

[thompson weathers]

T O M For Christmas, yeah. Think this your last Christmas without having some of your own?

[drew nickford]

Drew Actually I've never thought about that. You really don't know when a holiday could be your last as just a couple! We might have one more solo one in store. When were the girls born?

[thompson weathers]

T O M 2017 or 2018, I forget. Cece was 22, tick tock, it doesn't get any easier Drew baby. ⏳⌛

[drew nickford]

Drew Well then I won't bother to ask what month either. Oh shut up, I'm not even 30. Ladies are having babies into their forties now, science is amazing.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Summer! I think? Hard to tell in LA. Never bounces back the same, trust, I've been down there with those old gals. Would you consider surrogacy?

[drew nickford]

Drew What are the odds of you getting their names right on the first try? Pop quiz. And yet you keep going back, interesting. If we found I couldn't, sure. But yolo, I want to experience it.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Memphis and Malibu is kind of hard to forget. Can't believe CPS haven't come for us over that. I'm a glutton for punishment. 9 months no drinking? Swollen ankles? You know it can make your nose bigger?

[drew nickford]

Drew With that last name? Diabolical. There's a girl with a list, I already know! Mostly good tales in my family, I'll risk it. Could always get work done later. I've heard about pregnancy sympathy in dads, did that miss you?

[thompson weathers]

T O M I call them both Mimi, it's fine. I went deep on coke and hookers during that pregnancy, no idea what happened. Anyway, glad you're taking it seriously, everyone needs to grow tf up around here.

[drew nickford]

Drew I'm so curious what they call you. Can I gift you a vasectomy? Of course, only seriousness over here. I married Mr. Serious after all.