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FULL NAME: Daniel Isaac McDaid
NICKNAMES: danny
AGE: 28
BIRTHDAY: 12-01-1985
CURRENT CITY: New York City
HOMETOWN: Raleigh, North Carolina
EDUCATION: High School Graduate
OCCUPATION: Musician
FACEBOOK NAME: danielmcdaid
TWITTER HANDLE: @dannymcdaid
INSTAGRAM: @dannymcdaid
TUMBLR URL: wedontreallykillponies.tumblr.com
HEIGHT: 6'2
WEIGHT: chub
HAIR COLOR: brown
EYE COLOR: blue
FATHER: Marlon McDaid
MOTHER: Whitney McDaid
SIBLINGS: Paul McDaid
EXTENDED: N/A
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Tour: Summer Fiction August 2012
Band: Death Pony
Members: Paul McDaid, --, Danny McDaid, --
Author: Danny McDaid
We've decided to call our bus Rose after Adam's mom who I'm eventually going to bang once this tour is over. Thirty-two nights total on this beauty. Right now Paul's status is shit- literally. He said he was going to drop something off on the bus earlier which we all thought was food. It was his week, turns out he just dropped a deuce and we've been starving since. To pass the time of pure famine I've been thinking a lot about who I'd eat if there were no other options. Zach... no. Has to be Adam. There's the family thing with Paul, he's a scrawny little shit too. So it's not going to do me much good for fuel after working on my hot bod, because let's face it, even the LOST members had it going. Ever since I made the announcement he's been looking avoiding eye contact. Successful night.
This is the first night we've had people on the bus. Aside from the claustraphobia there are some real trolls and reptiles on here. Considering hypenating to "-club ratchet". Paul is being a drama queen. All day he's been asking for organic tea before our radio gig at the hospital. Paul McDaid asked for organic tea at a children's hospital and showed up two hours late.
Do what you will Buzzfeed.
New York is badass. Thank you for yelling at us for 2 hours. Going to be inside you NJ tomarrow. Get ready, bring hot friends.
This is a message from Death Pony's media team:
The 8/5/12 show at the Borgata will be cancelled due to vocal weakness and will be starting back up as soon as possible.
We apologize for the inconveince.
WE'RE REALLY SORRY DON'T HATE US SPAM PAUL ON TWITTER HE IS A PRINCESS. Okay so we're back in Raleigh which is the McDaid's hometown if you'd done your research, sonnn. It's nice coming back from the north to the american sahara but you rocked our jordan's off. Seriously Adam has a sprained ankle thanks to you guys. First sold out show on the tour and we're very grateful. PS management told me to say that what I mean is that you're decent and we're setting high standards for Atlanta. Betta bring it.
Let me start by saying that I sincerely apologize for the inconsistency of this blog. Unfortunately there isn't much more good news for Death Pony or the rest of our Tour. We'll be finishing early on the twentieth in Ann Arbor, Michigan and the rest of the ticket money will be refunded. The band is facing creative differences that are preventing us from working and performing cohesively. You can still find the rest of the gang on twitter for updates but i'll be working on new projects in the future. This will be the last post on this site.
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ALIAS: malmalmal
AGE: elder
PLAY-BY: mikkel
MEMBER GROUP: nyc
INSPIRATION: kroll show
