roth, teddy caleb

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full name teddy caleb roth date of birth july 4, 1991; 22 home town carlsbad, california current city new york, new york education usc student occupation n/a ________________________________________ Have you ever met someone that was your complete soulmate in the most platonic way possible? Someone that was able to finish your sentences, order you coffee, and figure out who you were going to take home at the end of the night even before you did? That's what this douchebag, Tony, is to me. A brother from another mother. If he had tits and a vagina, I'd marry him in a New York fucking minute. There's nothing I wouldn't do for him and for a long time, I didn't think there was anything he wouldn't do for me. Shit went to hell last year, though. He forgot the cardinal rule of the brotherhood: Compadres before fucking madres. He slept with my girlfriend when we were in Mexico for Spring Break. Too much of that Mexican sunshine and Tequila to go around. I was porking some chick from Florida State when I got a text from him. Naturally I checked the message -- if you can't text and fuck at the same time, there's some shit wrong with you. The bitch on her knees took a picture of herself with him and sent it to me from his phone. She thinks because I was fucking other girls and not paying attention to her, she can fuck my brother? Fuck her.  It took several weeks before me and Tony made up and realized that nothing can come between brotherhood. We rushed together, we grew up together, maybe once or twice we fucked together -- no homo, our dicks never even touched, alright? -- we were elected Phi Kappa Psi President and Vice President at the same time, we host the same parties... This was too much to throw away for one blonde with a nice ass. We made up, we've been good together ever since, deciding to just share Jo instead.  The bitch that nearly ruined everything. I met her Freshman year, she was this sweet little naive thing that was rushing for Delta Tau. Some sort of Pre-Med student that grew up in NorCal, 4.0 GPA, blah blah blah. She told me her family history a million times but fuck if I remember that shit. I didn't care, I just wanted in her pants. During rush, the brothers introduced us to the Bone Book. It's a list of all the girls brothers have fucked, how good the girls were on a scale of 1-10, what they were willing to do, a picture if the girl let 'em take one, if they were virgins. The guys that got virgins got special recognitions at the next parties and an automatic invite to the Frat.   Naturally nice little virginal girl that was already following me like a lost little puppy was my victim. I didn't realize it was going to make her stalking so much worse. Took me almost three months to get her in bed, but I did it just before Winter break at the Frat's annual formal. I told her we were going to be together, she was easy. After we fucked, I put her in the book and the President gathered everyone at the party together to announce the good news. Apparently that was embarrassing.  Somehow she roped me into continuing to fuck her for a couple years until I finally decided I may as well commit. Or commit as much as a guy in my esteemed status could commit. I liked the girl well enough, but she turned into this ruthless cunt. Most people couldn't stand her. Some of the girls I cheated on her with were willing to fuck me simply for the sake of sticking it to her. Fucking Tony was revenge for that little mishap Freshman year and all the other shit since. She said some bull about how she was willing to forgive me for it if I had just shown her remorse and acted like a decent human being. Spring Break just happened to be the perfect storm. Tony was trashed and had been crushing on her for years and she saw me go off with whatever that other chicks name was. She wanted to ruin our friendship and divide our house. Sucks that her plan failed.  ________________________________________ your name rae play-by river v your most recent work link to thread