MURRAY, Eamon J

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full name Eamon Joseph Murray date of birth 18.05.88 home town Glasgow, Scotland current city NYC, NY education BA in history occupation Co-owner of Legz Strip Club ________________________________________ Hangover /ˈhaNGˌōvər/ noun Nausea and headaches often caused by way too much fucking alcohol. Can be identified by the ashtray in ones mouth,the vomit on last nights clothes,the want to never drink or eat again,the great dislike of sunlight, the undesirealbe urge to apologise to all the people you spent the night with, the stranger in your bed and need for a glass of water and many many asprin "Where did we go,what did we do, who did we do it with and what did we have done to us?" "Christ my head hurts I've got a proper bad hangover" "I'm never drinking again"   ________________________________________ I think at my job I come off as a bit of a sexist douchebag.. and I understand why; I turn down a lot of women, and I'll make callous remarks. Sometimes I forget that I'm working with women, and mentally they work a bit differently than men, I can be a bit rough. I can be a lot vulgar, I get how I can give the impression of a sexist douchebag. But it's really not the case. See, there are two things I require in my employees. The grace and flexibility of a gymnast, yet the fierceness and beauty of a lingerie model. They're a rare find.. fuck, you've no idea how many slobs I've auditioned. It's like fucking American Idol for strippers, and I get to play Simon Cowell. Needless to say, a lot of them get turned down. And the ones that stay, it takes a bit of time for me warm up to them and vice versa. Usually when I come into work I'm a bit cranky and hungover, I'm frequently bitter until I get a glass of whiskey in my hand. I've snapped at girls for their make-up, told them they look like tramps and to take it off, and sent a few of them home crying. But honestly you've got to look at it from my perspective.. no one wants to be sold sex from a woman who looks like a close relative to the raccoon. That being said. One you're in, you're family. Someone causes you shit, and I've got your back. If you have a problem, it's taken care of. There's little I won't do for my girls. ________________________________________ In case you were wondering what goddesses look like, this is Ithika. Queen B. My co-worker and often drinking buddy. She's really quite extraordinary, she puts me to fucking shame. While I have difficulty waking up and making it in, she's always there on time, to be honest she carries most of the weight of this franchise.. I'm just a drunk eegit. Not only that, she's a single mother to two girls. Gorgeous girls, and the most well mannered kids you'll ever meet. She's twice the parent I'll ever be, twice the worker, she pretty well has me beat in ever category of life. God bless her, honestly. ________________________________________ This is Ted, and I'm his shithead dad. He's not in my care, he's in his mum's.. which is for the best, really. It's a complicated story which came to a close after too many drinks, driving home drunk, and crawling into bed with boozy breathe.. this was the third time it happened, and it was also the last straw. Fortunately I still get to see him, enough so that his first word was "fuck", which caused hell from his mum. I don't know how to wrap into words what being a dad feels like - it should be life-changing, but it hasn't been.. but in the same what it has. If that makes a word of fucking sense. Anyways, I do love me some Teddy. ________________________________________ your name ciara play-by richie madden your most recent work that 3 pger.