HUTTON, Patricia J.

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full name patricia jean hutton date of birth 02.24 (21) home town trenton, new jersey current city nyc education hofstra university occupation law student/nanny ________________________________________ ________________________________________ We live in a house made of each other. I mean that both literally and figuratively. There's too many Huttons to fit in a house, let alone any visit to my apartment in Queens. But there's also a connection that brings us closer than any space could. We're not the Duggars or the Brady's or the good ol' American fam. My brother genuinely believes he's a warlock and carries a laser pointer for protection. I think strange would be an understatement for the rest. We interrogate new girl/boyfriends and have ruined at least three immediate families. I swear it's coming from a good place, just looking out for our people. Weird bunch but I love these MFers, even if I have to. I don't know what I'm saying, but I mean it. ________________________________________ Julianna Hart is a satan child. I don't hate my job. Don't even dislike it much. Money talks, I listen, etc. Something about the way she rips the heads off her barbies and calls me Patti just makes me want to lose my shit. I thought I loved kids, and I still do but I think it's openings eyes to the possibility that parenting is actually difficult. Props to her parents for not drop kicking her and restocking the toaster stroodle. Good folks. ________________________________________ how long have you been working as a nanny and what got you interested in it? Short answer: I'm broke as a joke. But if we must I've just started my first year at law school and student loans are a bitch. My friend told me she made a ton of money working for these crazy rich families in Midtown so I started looking around. Jul is a Satan Child but it pays well and it means I get to stay in New York for the summer. No complaints. have you always lived in _______? have you ever seen yourself living elsewhere? On my own, for about two months. I was a little outside of the city in Long Island studying but now I live in Astoria with a couple. Imagine being the third wheel on a daily basis. Before this I was living in New Jersey with my family but like most people with an ounce of sanity there, I didn't feel like I fit in. Even though it was pretty close, I always saw myself living in the city. Typical response, but you can't beat the energy here. what inspires your everyday life? Watching mets games and hoping that will never be my life again. Also, the Andy Kaufman way of life. if you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Any and all forms of bacon. I thought about going vegetarian but its the only meat I could never give up. Candy bacon too. Food diversity at its finest. where do you see yourself in ten years? professionally and personally? Picture a cranky 31 year old who still cuts her bangs, because that's what i'm thinking. I fear I may be Zooey Deschanel. So i'd say my thirties will be rock bottom. Professionally I'd be out of school and hopefully passed the bar. Looking that far ahead is sort of terrifying though. I'd prefer to stay young forever. what do you love most about _______? The blank here is off-putting. Why would you assume I love anything? Aside from those I've been trained to love, I really don't care about much. I like being in the city, though I wouldn't say I love it. You can find some dank mac and cheese which makes just about any day of getting stuck in traffic or nearly run over a little better. describe yourself in 5 words laid back, frugal, chelsea peretti what are three things you couldn't live without? I like to think i'd do well on a desert island because I could do without a lot of things. The basics, water, food, etc. Last year I took a survivalist class and my only weakness was giving up technology so I'd probably go with that. Phone, laptop, and tv i'd off myself without. where would we find you on the weekend, or on your day off? I only have weekends off unless the Harts decide to heart eachother and go out. Normally I go out to avoid my roommates or put my earbuds in and pretend they don't exist. Almost always pretending people don't exist. what have you been listening to recently? Some Andrew Bird and Billy Idol throwbacks. I have weird taste. who is your #1 role model, dead or alive? Andy fucking Kaufman ________________________________________ your name malbert einstein play-by j cole your most recent work here