BAZMORE, Tony O.

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full name tony oliver bazmore date of birth 02.02 (21) home town oakland, ca current city new york city, ny education bioinformatics(pre-med), USC occupation student ________________________________________ "vice presidency isn't worth a bottle of warm piss" - mean person My brothers are the family I got to choose. All for a fair price of being bossed around for a few weeks and some simple dues. They also don't get divorced like my piece of shit parents. I never set out to be number two, my piece of shit parents still say i'm number one in their hearts but it doesn't change the fact that no one cares what I do. Who came up with the Psi Guys Dildos for charity fundraiser? Who got the DJ for the last summer party? Me. Oh and also me! But who gets the credit? Teddy. I was a Division 1 Lax player before I joined Phi Kappa Psi. These guys took me out of my misery of having to overcompensate with working out and introduced me to my true passion of partying. When we were freshman Teddy helped me through my piece of shit parents' divorce, and in a way I feel like I still owe him. Man purses before regular purses. A1 since Day 1, but the pressure of politics got to me. Despite what he thinks, its not Kitty's fault. We'd had a connection since he first introduced me. she was hot and blonde but he was always hooking up with other girls anyway. Honestly I did not think he would be that upset, or he never had to know. Then the shedemon takes my phone mid blowjob and texts him! What the fuck? I told him he could give me one shot, I deserved that much. It took a long time to get past but after a while we realized brotherhood is more important. Beef stew before watching the view. We even went to class a couple after that and managed to get by last semester. I could never divorce Teddy like my piece of shit parents. cast main jennifer --(pos), thomas --(pos) rachel --, ella --, theresa -- supporting tony soprano robert de niro, mutt style Tony has described his style as "that Scott Disick swag." He owns a total of two sweater vests and an assortment of "fun ties" from his boarding school days. Usually you can find him looking similar to a homeless person if he isn't wearing a tank top to show off the guns. soundtrack turn down for what- dj snake and lil jon whoa whoa whoa- watsky hootie hoo- outkast breathe- g-eazy tonight is the night- outasight no interruption- hoodie allen fever- black keys quotes "I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out." "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." "Eat shit lol." trivia I like big butts and I cannot lie. I'm left handed and yes it sucks. Dairy Queen employees fear me. I've been kicked out 3 times. I have 3 scalper friends on speed dial. I can rattle off all the white trash names from Ted. Most of my papers were written by brothers in my fraternity. I'M PREMED I HAVE THINGS TO DO. Snakes freak me out. I think Funny People is a solid movie and don't agree with its critical reception I can't imagine going back to NorCal. I think i'd rather off myself. Robert De Niro is my hero. ________________________________________ your name mallory play-by chico your most recent work kasher in the rye