hawkes, joshua j.

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joshua jack hawkes ,

full name: Joshua Jack Hawkes.
nicknames: Josh, JJ.
age: twenty-four.
birthday: 15th March.
education:

• Harvard University graduate, major: Computer Science.
• graduated early, with honors, from Avon Old Farms School.

occupation: FBI Special Agent.
marital status: Single.
current city: New York, NY.
hometown: Hartford, Connecticut.

parents: John Hawkes, 58, HSBC CEO; Jessica Hawkes (née Constantinides), 49, philanthropist.
siblings: n/a.
other: n/a.

NAME: Joshua Jack Hawkes
CODENAME: Mitnick
DATE OF BIRTH: 03/15/1989
HAIR COLOR: Brown
EYE COLOR: Green
HEIGHT: 6’0”
WEIGHT: 194 pounds
RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION: N/A
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual
NATIONALITY: American
BLOOD TYPE: A+

INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT: 157
SPECIALTIES: Computer hacking, malware developing, reading and manipulation of kinesics, misdirection, ideomotor suggestion.
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, Greek.

PERSONALITY INVENTORY:

Adaptable
Risk-taking
Independent
Introverted
Intuitive
Logical
Rational

MYERS-BRIGGS TYPE INDICATOR:

INTJ - The Mastermind

EVALUATION NOTES: A natural strategist, Hawkes views situations as puzzles in need of rational solution. With a keen mastery of the technological, Hawkes has shown increased adaptability in terms of interpersonal manipulation. Appears to create sincere, authentic social bonds, but later reveals these as mere devices for information gathering. Has a proficiency in placing subtle cues that have repeatedly caused other agents to reveal confidential information, seemingly unaware of their lapse. A keen cold reader, Hawkes is best used in an intelligence gathering capacity. Risks include a tendency toward risk-taking, albeit calculated. Relatively inexperienced, Hawkes would benefit from further training. Possible his loyalties are to himself before his country.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Intelligence gathering, strategy development.

PROFICIENT FOR WORK: Y

FILED NOVEMBER 08, 2012 BY [ NAME REDACTED ]

"It's difficult to explain the allure of a code. What probably looks like gibberish to you, to the untrained eye-- that's pure poetry if you know what you're looking at. The most natural comparison would be braille, if you've never learnt it, it's just a sequence of meaningless bumps. But if you understand it, it's not just the same as reading-- it's better, better because you physically feel it. It's like that with coding. Sure, it's not so tangible, but with a few keystrokes... things happen. I wouldn't say I'm in it for the power, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't exhilarating.

 With a dad like mine, naturally it was assumed that I would go into banking. Lot of money in it. Lot of power in it. Did you know that banking is one of the most popular career choices for individuals scoring highly on the psychopathy scale? It's not all that surprising. Aggressive individuality, greed and glory intertwined. Truth be told, the fact that I find it a slimy profession wasn't the reason for my lack of interest in it. After all, intelligence gathering... I have my foibles with my career choice. But banking, banking seemed too easy. My work might not leave my hands squeaky clean, and it's made apparent to me on a near hourly basis that I'm just a cog in a machine that's a lot bigger than myself, but it's never boring. I think I'd take high octane stress over even a small amount of boredom any day, though my job isn't usually all that stressful.

 Because I don't have to do the hardcore shit. I'm the computer guy, the geek. They name the target, I crack the target... electronically, anyway. At least I don't have to yank anyone's fingernails out. I could tell you things about this country, about its enemies, about this "service", that'd make your blood run cold. I've been at this for three years now, and the last time I got a decent night's sleep was in 2008.

 Still, keep that to yourself. For the record - I work in IT." 

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JOSH HAWKES 24 / M / Heterosexual / Single New York, NY

Last Online: 1 month ago Ethnicity: Caucasion Height: 6'0" Body Type: Average Smokes: Socially Drinks: Often

Religion: Atheist and laughing about it Education: College graduate Job: IT Technician Income: $35,000+ Offspring: None Speaks: English, Greek

my self summary:

hi my name's josh, and that's why i don't like cricket.

What I'm Doing with My Life:

i get up for work at 4:30am, and usually go straight to bar at 7 'til 11. then i have an early bedtime of 12, so to be honest with you this is an exercise in time-wasting as i don't have the time for/a need for/a desire for a girlfriend.

i lied when i said i didn't have any pets, i have a messenger pigeon named gunter. i don't really check my messages on here but i will respond to any sent by pigeon, and i'm also open to owls.

I'm Really Good At:

computers. loOoOoOoOoOol nERD lyf!!~*~*~

Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music & Food:

Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit, A Clockwork Orange, Orange is the New Black, Orange - The Filthy Youth, and apples.

only two of these are actually favorites.

The Six Things I Could Never Do Without:

• metrocard.
• popcorn.
• gin.
• paul rudd.
• reaction gifs.
• batman.
• anarchy.

I Spend a lot of Time Thinking About:

what i'm doing with my life, and where my sweatpants are now.

On a Typical Friday Night I Am:

casting aside the cliched ironic tone i've adopted thus far, on a typical friday night i am honestly usually drinking a good gueuze and coding. for fun. that's what i do for fun. i'm also a passable drummer, but i wouldn't join a band, so i just tend to hit things in my apartment and make enemies of my neighbours. literally, if my place was on fire, they wouldn't call the emergency services until it was confirmed that i was dead, their own property be damned.

The Most Private Thing I'm willing to Admit:

i'm happier alone.

I'm Looking For:

an ego boost.

you should message me if:

you too have a messenger pigeon.

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