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......................................... STASSI RHODES . 22 . PERSONAL ASSISTANT . NEW YORK ......................................... ......................................... DEAR DIARY, stacey ranken isn't stassi rhodes. sure they have the same southern twang and they were the same size shoe, but that's were the similarities end. stacey was a victim of bad circumstance; a alcoholic mother, lower class upbringing, small town prejudices, limited aspirations. stacey was smart, but stassi is resourceful. stacey may have gotten into UT but it was stassi that made the decision, it was stassi that took that tuition and moved to new york, that got herself a fancy office job. stacey could never have done that. now days, stassi doesn't worry about her mother's creepy boyfriends that come and go as if their public housing had one of those fancy revolving hotel doors. stassi is on the list at some of the hottest nightclubs, stassi is friends with models and actresses and heiresses, stassi has gone from mailroom to PA. stassi rhodes is the best thing that has ever happened to me. she's like the peggy olsen of the 21st century. levi wouldn't have looked twice at stacey ranken, but he couldn't live without stassi rhodes. ......................................... TO: [e-mail] FROM: [e-mail] SUBJECT: URGENT do you want the good news or the bad news? TO: [e-mail] FROM: [e-mail] SUBJECT: RE: URGENT do you ever have good news? TO: [e-mail] FROM: [e-mail] SUBJECT: URGENT only that i didn't wear underwear this morning. TO: [e-mail] FROM: [e-mail] SUBJECT: RE: URGENT this is a workplace, stassi. TO: [e-mail] FROM: [e-mail] SUBJECT: URGENT i know, i know. you keep reminding me. btw, cecile derossi cancelled on you. that's the bad news. she said that you're not the 'right fit' TO: [e-mail] FROM: [e-mail] SUBJECT: RE: URGENT and the good news? TO: [e-mail] FROM: [e-mail] SUBJECT: URGENT i'm wonderful and charming and i've made you new reservations because she's willing to have a working lunch with you tomorrow. TO: [e-mail] FROM: [e-mail] SUBJECT: RE: URGENT good work TO: [e-mail] FROM: [e-mail] SUBJECT: URGENT don't gush, levi. you're embarrassing yourself. ......................................... ......................................... TIANA . J SKRIVER . RESIDENT .........................................