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NAME: My name is Sophia McKitrick. This application isn't for me though, it's for my best friend Alaia! She'd never sign herself up, but I know she so badly wants to be on the show. I know you guys say a video is best - so I've attached a good 10 videos of Alaia that she'll probably kill me for but you get the picture! DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME AND WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? We call her 'splits' on the squad. No because seriously, you should see her do the splits. I know her mom and dad call her Lai! HOMETOWN: She was born and raised in Pella. That's in Iowa, if you're not familiar with the midwest. Super cute little town! Her dad's their biggest farmer! No joke! (Did you know farmers make really good money?) WHAT IS THE NEXT BIG CITY NEAR YOU AND HOW FAR IS IT? Chicago's closed to Pella. She said they'd go there sometimes and the drive was like, four hours! BIRTHDATE: 08/14/93 AGE: 22 - if you guys choose her she'll turn 23 on the show! Make sure you throw her the bash I won't be able to. She likes going all out. It's a whole birthday month for her! HAIR COLOR: Blonde (kinda fake, naturally a bit dishwater, love you Splits!) EYE COLOR: Brown WEIGHT: 123lbs HEIGHT: 5'9 OCCUPATION: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader ANNUAL SALARY: $38,000 .. and our quarterback makes $350,000 a game.. no wonder she's sad he dumped her! WHAT IS YOUR HIGHEST LEVEL OF EDUCATION: Bachelor's Degree DEGREE(S): Speech Pathology. If you don't know what this is, she'll basically be fixing peoples lisps! What a good person! SCHOOL(S) ATTENDED: Texas Christian University (She's the worst Christian I've ever met c;c;) WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Pella WHERE DID YOU GROW UP? Pella.. for the fifth time. DO YOU HAVE SIBLINGS? HOW OLD ARE THEY? She has a little sister, Tessa! She's 19! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED, CHARGED, OR CONVICTED OF A CRIME OF ANY TYPE? Not that I know of.. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST SOMEONE OR HAD ONE ISSUED AGAINST YOU? There's this pervert named Buzz, he can't come within 20 miles of the whole squad. HAVE YOU EVER AUDITIONED FOR OR BEEN A PERFORMER, PARTICIPANT OR CONTESTANT ON A REALITY SHOW? She judged Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team season 9! DO YOU DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES? She thinks she's not a lightweight, it's so much fun. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? She takes French martinis because she thinks that sounds classy. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED OR ENGAGED? She wishes! ARE YOU GENUINELY LOOKING TO GET MARRIED AND WHY? I really don't think Lai is looking to get married, but that's the end goal for every girl, right? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FIND YOUR SPOUSE ON OUR TV SHOW? She acts like she wouldn't.. but it's honestly just as good as anywhere else. It actually seems a whole lot better than meeting some random drunk and some gross Dallas bar. PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL MATE IN TERMS OF PHYSICAL ATTRACTION AND PERSONALITY ATTRACTION: Alaia likes tall, dark, and handsome guys. Like the basic blonde she is. She once told me she couldn't date another blonde, even if it was Matthew McConaughey - even though he's barely blonde! - because she doesn't like the way blonde on blonde looks. Built, obviously. She has a thing for hands and lips, so those have to be on point. Personality wise.. she likes the kind of assholes who are nice to her behind closed doors. Does that even make sense? HOW MANY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS HAVE YOU BEEN IN AND HOW LONG WERE THEY? Ok so! She apparently dated this guy Dan in high school. But it was some dumb young love, she never seemed to heart broken over it. Then again, I met her freshman year of college! Then once the Cowboys started looking to recruit her, and she met the team, she began dating Zack Waehlin. It was weird though, he was everything any girl would ever want. I mean, ever. And she hated him up until the day he dumped her, then all of the sudden she'd been in love the past year and a half and couldn't live without him! Help her! Please! WHAT HAPPENED TO END THOSE RELATIONSHIPS? Dan and her split before college so they could go enjoy themselves I guess.. Zack.. we don't really now. She won't say much. RECENT HEADLINES 15 Things You Need To Know About Alaia Lockhart The Bachelor 2015 Spoilers: Alaia Lockhart.. as bad as you thought she'd be Sharleen Raint spills all after elimination: Alaia's ulterior motive Brendan Schmidtt: Learn all there is about Alaia's boyfriend back home! 'Bachelor' 2015 Alaia Lockhart: Rumored as Next Bachelorette TWEETS If they do end up together just please, for the love of God, do not reproduce. #TheBachelor "I love every part of him...." we all know, Alaia. America knows how much you loved every single part of him 4 days in. #TheBachelor "I like love you more than I love backless dresses." Shut up Alaia! #TheBachelor I love that @princessprobz and I are on the same team. #TeamAnyoneWhosNotAlaia Guys! Cut her some slack. Remember, we only see 3% of what actually happens! - If you want Alaia to cry, talk about her Grandma. (If we get a bad message from home - DO NOT RELAY) - Three shots of patron and she'll say almost whatever you want her to say. Five and she will, but you'll only have her for about 20 minutes. Be quick. - Will start a fight if you mention Johanna, Kayla, or Saiorse. - Tell her Damian is not giving her the group date rose, she'll act up the whole date. - Tell her she's not getting a one on one this week, and she'll confront him first chance. - Bribe with off camera time. "Who keeps a journal? Oh, probably a 13 year old girl with no friends. Or a girl quarantined to a house with 24 other women. With no TV, no cell phone, no laptop, no iPad, no friends? So basically.. a girl who can just work out, be interviewed all day, and her greatest pleasure is the open bar. I will probably kill myself. This will serve as my Bachelor memoir. And I will haunt you, Sophia." "Mom and dad, if you're reading this after I've killed myself.. be happy knowing the only book they let me bring was the Bible. I haven't read it since I was sixteen. Maybe then you won't hate me forever for last nights date. I'm sorry!" "Ok so this show is a joke, don't get me wrong. But I kind of get it. They're gonna choose the most eligible bachelor, no shit every girl here will fall in love with him." "Julia is literally the biggest fucking cunt. I might kill her before I kill myself." "When you can't drunk text.. drunk journal. Is this a new low? Is this mideival times? It feels just like both. This guy's good. But I'm not stupid, no matter how hard John wants to play that card. I know we're all hearing the same bull shit lines from him and the producers. But I kind of feel like he actually likes me? Saiorse said the same last night. When the camera's are rolling that's when it feels staged, but when they yell 'cut' is when I feel it. I'm probably crazy." "I wonder if Zach will watch this and weep.. or watch this and be mortified.. or watch this and be so happy we're done. Hey Zach, here's my memoir letter to you: FUCK. YOU." "I might actually love him. That sounds dumb after a month.. but it's accelerated here. It's not like a first, second, and third date where you're beating around the bush not knowing how far you could take it. You have to move fast. You have to talk about what you want in life right away, tell him about your family, hope he tells you about his, see if all of those little things you want are there, tell him things you wouldn't tell anyone else until at least a year in. Oh right, because it's a TV show, I don't." "Kind of getting worried this is too physical. At least that connection is there. Without sounding like the biggest freak in America.. He makes me feel like a woman. A very desires one." "Who signs up to be one of a hundred girlfriends? Willingly? Oh yea, Sophia. Just not for herself." "Made it to the final four!!! You go, girl! Look at me. My own best friend. You're disowned Sophia. Hey Sophia though, I'm not gonna kill myself anymore, so now that this journal's being kept as my own private/personal memoir.. I can say I'm kind of glad you did this." "I can't help but wonder if this is the real him or the show him. I can't be mad. At this point is it the real me or the show me?" "If he doesn't give me the first hometown date like he promised the sixth fucking time he snuck off to my room, I will actually leave this show." LEXA - ALENA - RESIDENT