LOCKHART, tessa e.

[Deleted]

producers notes: tessa lockhart. nineteen. blonde. 5'8. iowa native. alaia's younger sister. criminal record? run ebay check. thoughts on damian? attraction? commercial/sellable. likable? .......... "i knew i had stumbled onto something when i thrifted a chanel jacket for $8 dollars and wound up selling it for $1500. back then, i thought it was a fluke, a lucky break. in a lot of ways it was. you better believe, though, that i don't work really hard. i'm the buyer, the stylist, the hr, the it, the photographer, the marketer, the tailor, the (sometimes) model and a ceo. i have the attention span of a knat. but raunch has kept me entertained, somehow. the first thing i ever sold online was stolen. i'm not proud of it. petty thievery was alright for a while (let's face it, it was never good), and it kept the adrenaline junkie in me at bay. i got caught once and only once, and learned my lesson. embarrassingly enough, i got away and then turned myself in. i felt too guilty and all that. raunch came a couple months after that incident. i frequented estate sales and thrift stores like a little pack rat. i sewed on buttons, took pictures, paid other models with cheeseburgers from Sonic and then sent them on their way. i was meticulous, slaved over every last detail of every listing until i got it right. ebay isn't always the nicest. success isn't always the nicest either. i don't even know if it classifies as success, yet. i have more money than i did, dumpster diving isn't really my thing anymore and i splurged on a one bedroom in LA instead of a bachelor. raunch has made me comfortable, more than anything. i don't have to guess where my next meal is coming from. i don't have to beg my parents for money. i don't have to go back to school. so yeah, maybe it was luck. but it was a fuck a lot of hard work, too." .......... TODAY'S DATE: december 25th, 1889. NAME: tessa elyse lockhart. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME & WHERE DOES IT COME FROM: tess, derivative of my name, obvz. alaia sometimes calls me 'dumpster baby'. after filling out this fucking application, i think she's the trashy one. ADDRESS: www.no.com. WHAT IS THE NEXT BIG CITY NEAR YOU & HOW FAR IS IT: dallas, 10 miles. DO YOU HAVE A VALID U.S. PASSPORT: yes. but i have a criminal record. is that an issue?? HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT OUR SEARCH: sophia mckitrick is a useless cunt. HAVE YOU EVER APPLIED FOR THE SHOW BEFORE? IF SO, WHEN?: I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE ALAIA!!! OCCUPATION: full-time cocksucker. ANNUAL SALARY: $3.00. WHAT IS YOUR HIGHEST LEVEL OF EDUCATION: high-school. ARE YOU A LEGAL RESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: yea. WHERE WERE YOU BORN: quatar. WHERE DID YOU GROW UP: quatar. DO YOU HAVE SIBLINGS: alaia, she's 22 but her chin makes her look 44. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED, CHARGED OR CONVICTED OF A CRIME OF ANY TYPE: i'm guessing it's gonna be a problem then! IF SO, PLEASE GIVE DETAILS & DATES: i was in walmart and the latest jodi picoult novel was out, right? so i shoved it up my shirt and walked out, only to be placed under a citizen's arrest. this was july 4th, 2014. i love america! HAVE YOU EVER HAD A TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER ISSUED AGAINST SOMEONE OR HAD ONE ISSUED AGAINST YOU: no. HAVE YOU EVER FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY OR CHAPTER 11: i have really shit credit. HAVE YOU EVER AUDITIONED FOR OR BEEN A PERFORMER, PARTICIPANT OR CONTESTANT ON A REALITY OR OTHER TV OR RADIO SHOW OR IN A FILM: no. DO YOU DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES: nope. i only smoke the devil's lettuce. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRINK: sweet tea. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED OR ENGAGED: this questionnaire is literally so long. DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN: 5. IF YES, PLEASE LIST THEIR NAMES AND AGES AND WHETHER THEY LIVE WITH YOU OR NOT: ginger, 2 months, yes. gerald, 1 year, yes. ginny, 1 1/2 years, yes. gina, 3 years, yes. garcon, 4 years 2 months, yes. ARE YOU GENUINELY LOOKING TO GET MARRIED & WHY: never, you tell me. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FIND YOUR SPOUSE ON OUR TV SHOW: I WOULDN'T, YA'LL ARE FUCKED. PLEASE DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL MADE IN TERMS OF PHYSICALLY ATTRACTION AND IN TERMS OF PERSONALITY ATTRACTION: i've always been into guys with tattoos, guys that are on the skinnier side. muscles kind of freak me out, and if you look like you're in a boy band or if you look like matt healy you could probably get it. i like boys that like to read. i like boys with hitler youth hair cuts (i think they are now calling this an undercut, but i'm not really sure??). i want to be loved, but then again, who doesn't? HOW MANY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS HAVE YOU BEEN IN & HOW LONG WERE THEY: 1, six months. WHAT HAPPENED TO END THOSE RELATIONSHIPS: circumstances & timing. WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES & INTERESTS: i love the internet, and fashion. but what gal doesn't? i run an ebay store called raunch vintage. we do okay. i like to work, get off my back? DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: no. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL TALENTS? TELL US: i never fucked wayne, i never fucked drake, all my life man, fuck sakes. if i did have a minaj with 'em, i'd let 'em eat my ass like a cupcake. DO YOU SPEAK ANY LANGUAGES BESIDES ENGLISH: sign language. LIST 3 ADJECTIVES THAT WOULD SURPRISE PEOPLE ABOUT YOU: hard-working, goal-oriented, detail-oriented. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? IF YES, WHAT ARE THEY? AND WHERE ARE THEY LOCATED ON YOUR BODY: i have my ex's name tramp stamped on my back. WHAT ACCOMPLISHMENT ARE YOU MOST PROUD OF: being alaia's little sister. WHAT HAVE YOU NOT FOUND BUT WOULD LIKE TO HAVE IN A RELATIONSHIP: penis. .......... .......... holly 'i'm a thief' rice r hilbert resident