. so tied up

[tate mccarthy]

TATE you've got to act totally disinterested for her to warm up. cora, you are becoming a bad person.

[cora wolfe]

CORA Sounds like chess and I don't feel like learning how to play! No wonder she loves Joe. Oh Tate, you're much too good. I'll give you my spot in Gramercy? Really vibey.

[tate mccarthy]

TATE what do you mean? you have no idea what you're signing up for.

[cora wolfe]

CORA She bullshits me, but I feel like Joe just ignores her until she’s obsessive about it. Oh please, it’s not like I didn’t grow up with her. This is basically me giving you the out, you should take it.

[tate mccarthy]

TATE yea, i don't think he's the martyr he sometimes acts like. what about all my stuff?!

[cora wolfe]

CORA Same. He knows how she is, if he’s exploiting that then I’ll have some choice words for him once we’re all free to be. Not wasting precious quarantine time on him, just you guys <3 There’s people for that??

[tate mccarthy]

TATE hopefully it ends before then! you two are so fucking annoying.

[cora wolfe]

CORA Lofty hopes, she’s in love ~* And you love us. It’s a great time to buy right now anyway, the signs are all there! Expand the portfolio, etc etc. I can chat to Caesar.

[tate mccarthy]

TATE it’s alright, i’ll talk to rosie and see what she thinks about maybe getting a place together.

[cora wolfe]

CORA Oh look, just a shove in the right direction you didn’t even know you needed or wanted 😘

[tate mccarthy]

TATE i was thinking about it, but you still aren't off the hook. i would have kept my room!

[cora wolfe]

CORA For what, an escape? A secret rendezvous? You can always go to Athena’s, she’s never there! Could legit move in and she wouldn’t be phased if she passed you in the kitchen.

[tate mccarthy]

TATE because it’s mine! never know when it’ll come in handy, you can’t beat the location. as you know, since you’re abandoning your place and stealing mine.

[cora wolfe]

CORA Who is squishing your face you look very dazed. You're right, I was really over mine. The high rise across the way definitely got a few too many shows. Get another unit across, we can be hall mates! Brunch spreads every Sunday, my secret hangover cures delivered in minutes. Close enough so Aish doesn't feel murderous...so many benefits.

[tate mccarthy]

TATE who do you think? i’m sure they’ll miss you. i will too, because i’m cutting you both out of my life.