. so tied up

[tate mccarthy]

TATE it's weird. you should try it. ughhh my liver is already crying over this weekend, i'm like, half stoked, half terrified. i was about to ask what it was about girls that made them unnecessarily weird around me but then i remembered, 🤑🤑🤑

[cora wolfe]

CORA Tried it, got to the weird bit, made the decision not to stick with it! My mother’s probably so proud. It’ll be so worth it, even the comedown. Missed you more than Freddie! Andddd we’re the fun rich, we like to spend our money. Imagine if your trust fund wasn’t accessible until you were 60? Makes you fuckable in theory but no one wants to stick around.

[tate mccarthy]

TATE weak! grow up! jesus imagine. my dad wanted me to enjoy my life, thank god, i don't get the parents who tie all their wealth up until later. what's the point if you're not gonna share the love?

[cora wolfe]

CORA Ah yes, I take all my advice from literal children, how could I forget! No fucking clue, I feel like they just want their kids to suffer. There's no 'normal life' any more, everyone has Instagram. What's the craziest thing you've bought this year?

[tate mccarthy]

TATE don't follow in aunt athena's footsteps. i love her, but you deserve more. i dunno, everything feels normal to me but rosie is aghast about everything from a $500 shirt to a $250 a pop tennis lesson so i don't know what's normal. i bought the air diors so i guess them? how about you?

[cora wolfe]

CORA I'll find my way, kiddo. You just got the jump on all of us, who would have guessed! I feel like $250's reasonable for tennis? Idk, guess I never know lacrosse fees either when I played for 5 minutes. A 62 Ferrari California SWB Spider. Just sitting in LA, haven't even seen it yet. Was going to replicate all the movies and drive down the coast but alas! 2020 really just let me down. Also wanted to go to Tokyo to see if I could crash Olympic Village, but another plan foiled.

[tate mccarthy]

TATE me, I'd have guessed. I'm a very loveable guy. me too? a one on one lesson with a pro, obviously they need to be paid for their time. hahaha fuck no way!! i wanna see it! you've gotta let me take her for a spin, let's organize a road trip. i feel sorry for tokyo, did yousee their perfect 2020 logo? all for nothing.

[cora wolfe]

CORA I lost a lot of bets, but you're happy so worth it! And the pain of getting harassed by parents on the reg. Yes way though, she's glorious, my dad helped me get her before she went up for auction and I can't WAIT to meet her. You can be my navigator, or chauffeur me in Napa after wine tours. Ugh. When I say the graphic designer in me is hurting, she is HURTING. 202ONE just doesn't hit as hard.

[tate mccarthy]

TATE how dare you doubt me! usually i'd refuse but in that car, i'll play taxi driver anywhere. i actually feel a little bit sick with jealousy. a travesty, isn't it.

[cora wolfe]

CORA I mean, I won't lose until you put a ring on it, but I always thought the odds that the essential heir to the McCarthy name would lock down early was like 1M to 1! Mine's red, want my dad to put a watch on the black ones? We could match, I'd allow it. Truly. I was looking forward to finding someone to sleep with that won a gold medal and checking that off a bucket list. Another year of waiting!

[tate mccarthy]

TATE definitely not gonna get engaged any time soon, that's a bridge too far. yes, though my dad's being weird about spending atm... maybe my mom would agree to it as a graduation gift. can you put in a good word to her, she always respects your opinion. how many times do i need to tell you and aish: i do not want to hear about your sex life!!!

[cora wolfe]

CORA My bank account thanks you! X For sure, I need to update her that I'm stealing your place while I'm at it. She'll be like 'wow, so sweet of him, he deserves this for being oh so selfless." Vroom vroom. As many times as I used to tell you to not fuck my friends. We're all great listeners?

[tate mccarthy]

TATE hahaha you are a master manipulator, cora. i'd be impressed if i wasn't so terrified. touche. maybe work on having less hot friends?

[cora wolfe]

CORA Lucky for you you're family, I'm always on your side! Maybe keep it in your pants? I've never even fucked Freddie, talk about restraint.

[tate mccarthy]

TATE until you want my bedroom. honestly, i love rosie, but i do find keeping it in my pants hard. like, impossibly hard. but i've managed all this time, i think i deserve some credit.