. stay for long

[cora wolfe]

CORA So does Lux get a sponsorship fee for flashing the Veuve label before throwing it at your face?

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EZRA If anything I should be sponsored by my medical insurance provider! Nothing more American.

[cora wolfe]

CORA They’d still make you pay out of pocket for shit, the beauty of American healthcare. Glad you’re not dead? What’s the damage.

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EZRA I’m honestly fine, don’t believe everything you read. How are you? How’s life?

[cora wolfe]

CORA Didn’t answer my question? I’m fine, life’s whatever - had a fun weekend with my cousins a while back which was nice but other than that, just here. Trying to get back to LA without being an asshole about it. How’s things aside from getting assaulted?

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EZRA Oh yeah, the Aryan hoard. You’re gonna have to drive, one hell of a road trip! All good, I’ve been keeping a pretty low profile. Mostly.

[cora wolfe]

CORA Good thing we don’t extend it to our friend requirements or you’d have been shit outta luck in school! And private or bust, babes. Your black eye on TMZ begs to differ.

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EZRA You’re all too bougie for me. Did I ever tell you my mom nearly bankrupted us leasing a jet for an episode of Housewives and pretending we owned it? Embarrassing. Next time I read some Page Six bullshit about you I’m gonna give you a real hard time about it.

[cora wolfe]

CORA We’re fun and inviting. And what the fuck, no! Should have just borrowed one of ours. Feel free, I’d love to have some drama in my life. I’m serious though, are you ok?

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EZRA No way, how would my mom have been able to pretend to be as rich at the next Christmas party? She'd honestly sooner die. Yes Cora, I'm totally fine. It's a scratch. Are you ok?

[cora wolfe]

CORA We all pretend shit anyway, it’s part of the game. No one’s happy unless someone’s unhappy. Just trying to be a good friend from too far away!

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EZRA Do you think that transcends class? You're always a good friend. Hurry back to LA, I wanna go out.

[cora wolfe]

CORA Probably. I think it’s a human thing - grass is always greener, etc etc. I am until my friend gets murdered. Is the restraining order legit? Is shit open there?

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EZRA Fake it 'til you make it, baby. It's like a court order, she's not supposed to contact me until a judge decides what to do. It's fucking stupid, I'm trying to fight it. It's opening up slowly but surely.

[cora wolfe]

CORA White lies only hurt so much! Why are you fighting it? She threw a champagne bottle at you, that’s not ok even if you weren’t out in public. I though Aish could be psycho but she really takes the cake.