. stay for long

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EZRA What's the biggest lie you've ever told? It was actually not a champagne bottle, see, fake news. I'm not fighting it because it's bullshit, I'm not some victim, we were having an argument and things got heated. Couples fight.

[cora wolfe]

CORA We always lied about where we were growing up so we could have houses to ourselves, surprised CPS didn’t catch on. Told my ex I didn’t cheat on him, whoops. You? Ooh sorry, wine then? Are you guys together?

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EZRA Pretty sure CPS doesn't care about abandoned rich kids, though they should. Ah, that old classic. I told someone that I forgave my dad once, just because she wanted to hear it. Nope. It's all overblown. We were, I don't know where we stand now.

[cora wolfe]

CORA True. They have bigger worries and we had people to take us through drive-thrus. Self sufficient enough. Also who the fuck wanted to hear that? Far away from each other, hopefully.

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EZRA Exactly! Sure there's no long term damage. The daughter of one of his victims, total bible humper. Don't. Believe. The. Press.

[cora wolfe]

CORA Bless her soul. Well then what’s the truth? Tell me straight, you know I’m a lockbox.

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EZRA Okay, it was all a misunderstanding. And it was a candle, not a wine bottle.

[cora wolfe]

CORA About what? Was it lit?

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EZRA We'd been partying, we were out of it, she thought I was cheating, it's all so over the top. No! Just a candle! No big deal.

[cora wolfe]

CORA That’s not just a normal fucking thing, Ez. Physical injuries aren’t just no big deal, and it’s not like this is the first time she’s been like this.

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EZRA Accidents happen, she shouldn't have to have a criminal record over a misunderstanding. You telling me you've never made a drunken mistake?

[cora wolfe]

CORA Sure, but not ones that put someone in a hospital?

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EZRA I'm over this, I told you it's fine, it's fine. Tell me about your life, you already know my gossip.

[cora wolfe]

CORA I’m not, it’s bullshit that you’re just writing it off. Like I said, uneventful. Moving in with Aish in NY, work is fine, Nate and I still don’t talk, my mother has a new boyfriend, Stanford hounds me for donations. Anything else?

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EZRA You just don't know her like I do. Really? Can we put Nate to bed now? He was annoying then and it's more annoying now that you still think about him now. Fuck NY, why not LA?