: something good

[theo lovett]

t h e o . You're turning me into a simp.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Tell me about you and the girls you don't text

[theo lovett]

t h e o . It's your run of the mill app date ghosting. Reply "haha" two days after she texts you, maybe the odd "sorry I didn't see this my phone was out of battery". Standard.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Maybe you just don't give it an opportunity to click. Is that your hair??? Oh wow

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Oh definitely, I like being single. Nothing about them, they're usually great girls. Yeah I felt dishonest. Do you hate it?

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y I think liking being single at 21 is a totally valid and okay thing. It's like Sick Boy from Trainspotting but no heroine

[theo lovett]

t h e o . I should probably make that more clear on my profile but then people would think I'm an asshole anyway. Don't you think I needed the edge?!

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Are you on Tinder? If you're on Tinder, it goes without saying. Tinder is not the place to look for lurve. No, I liked your hair. I really wanted to braid it.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Hinge, Tinder is full of escorts. Well it'll grow back.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Ugh, internet dating! It's the worst. When I was sixteen I dyed my hair pink and came home, my stepmom said she hated it. She HATED it. I don't hate it like that.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . It's fun when there isn't a global pandemic on! Maybe less so for you, being famous would be annoying. It's alright, I got rid of the length to save time getting ready for work and the bleach was just to entertain Elyse. It's not a forever thing.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y I don't even think of being "famous" to be honest. Only about 25% of people realize who I am. I do love freshly cut fluffy boy hair though. So fun to pet.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Everyone Googles everyone on dating apps. That's what she says, says it's like velvet! I'll keep it short for a while.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Do they? I need to start googling my matches.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . You don't?!