: something good

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y I don't remember most of it. I don't remember thinking you were hot. I probably said you were though.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . I remember thinking, fuck, it's Dolly Weathers. But that's it. How creepy would it be for me to perv on you when you're that incapacitated?!

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Obviously that would have been fucked. But you're such a tender sweet boy with abs, you'd never.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Oh shit, you think I'm sweet? That's bad news.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y You're fucking sweet, you asshole. You'd save a kitty from a burning building any day.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . That's not hot though, is it? Girls like assholes.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Wrong. Girls think they want assholes. But assholes don't text you back, and that gets old really quickly.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Haha, you're right about that.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y I'm 99% sure I could message you at 2AM and you'd answer back.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Correct.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y A sweetheart! I'd pinch your cheeks if I was next to you. You're perfect!

[theo lovett]

t h e o . I'm not like this with everyone, I can be a douche! It's just so easy to be uncommunicative and blame it on work, especially with girls. But I like texting you.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y I just don't see it. I don't see how you can be a dick. But I guess I didn't remember Jake.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . I don't actually talk to Jake anymore. How petty of me is that? Embarrassing.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Just blame it on social distancing. He's not that great anyway.