: something good

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Yeah but you have to remember I never went to college, so I've always felt I'm missing out on making out with sloppy drunk girls. ANYWAY. She's okay and we have another call so I let her go, thinking of what might have been, wondering if she could tell that I'm really good looking under the mask and through her beer goggles. I thought that would be it and my hunch was wrong, then she gets in touch with an NDA and I had to take down the listing for her vomit, but it's okay, bc I still believe one day my hunch will be proven right.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y If you signed an NDA, I don't think you should be talking to I.. a total stranger to this girl

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Oh shit, you're right. Hopefully she won't find out.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y God, I hope not. Her lawyers are probably busy with Covid.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Give me your honest opinion, as a girl. Think I stand a chance?

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Golly, Theo. I don't know this girl but it sounds like she has the hots for you.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . You're just buttering me up.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Honestly, I've been watching a lot of Hallmark lately and the stupid rich girl always makes out with the paramedic in the end.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Happens every time. You're pretty confident, right?

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y With this decision or with life in general? Both.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Haha, you really are. It's stupidly hot.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y I've been nurtured to be confident, you'd think my daddy was hot too.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . I probably would.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y I would have made out with you though, if I was your intoxicated patient. Thanks Covid. RIP us.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Duh. I also didn't think all of that, btw, I take my job very seriously. But I do think it now.