: something good

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y I've never thought about it. I guess not. Where do you go for comfort?

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Elyse. Ollie too, being around him cheers me up. Hard as that might be to believe. You?

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y I don't know, that's a really hard question.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Surely your ex?

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Damien? A little I suppose. He wasn't good at talking.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . You're making me sad Dolly.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Oh my god, stop! I'm fine. I don't really need anyone to talk to anyway. Your parents died, that makes me sad!

[theo lovett]

t h e o . But I've got a twin and the world's best aunt! I also sometimes get to give really hot girls medical attention, my life is great.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y But how many gross people do you have to tend to? With really bad BO?

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Oh, loads. But did I tell you about the best patient I ever had?

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Tell me! Entertain me!

[theo lovett]

t h e o . So it's this wasted girl, a student, obviously given herself alcohol poisoning. She's also really obviously coked out of her mind, talking talking talking, when she's not throwing up. But she settles and she's nice enough and I basically sit with her until she sobers up a bit, making sure she's got an IV and isn't choking on her own tongue, the usual. Anyway, I eventually notice that she's actually like super hot, and not only that, she's definitely famous.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Oh my god. It's like a movie. Did you fall in love? More more!

[theo lovett]

t h e o . She's part of this really famous family, as it happens. So my shift gets a bit more interesting, and I'm already thinking about texting my friends about it. I think we might have pumped her stomach too? So I'm thinking maybe we can sell her stomach contents on ebay. Idk, people are weird. So I'm looking at her, thinking all these thoughts, the smell of vodka and vomit hanging between us, and a thought occurs to me: one day, I'm gonna make out with this girl. Not today, because of the vomit and the being too drunk to consent thing, but one day.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y She sounds like a total fucking mess, but who am I to judge your choices.