Aisha Van Buren | Tattle Life

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cantstopwontstop : Tragic groupie using daddy's money to buy followers. Can't stand her!!

fionafrill : I can't believe she's using this baby for attention. You guys are gonna think I'm crazy but what if she didn't even have a baby at all? Wouldn't put it past her to use photos of someone else's just to stay relevant...

cantstopwontstop : Omg... you might be on to something? I was shook when she hid its face, we all know Aisha would post her actual baby's face EVERYWHERE for likes

swishswish : you guys 🤣🤣 i think it is hers, her family members have posted stuff about baby aria on their socials too, especially her parents. i don't get the impression she spends a lot of time with her tho.

aishavanb : Hi losers, Aisha here. Congrats on multiple threads bitching about my life based on Instagram stalking and gossip sites - definitely a sign you all have fruitful and fulfilling lives. Let's turn this into a little impromptu AMA / FAQ, right from my mouth. Speculate no more! I've got no reason to lie to you, since I couldn't give a solitary fuck what you bottom dwellers think. Let's go, grouped for your convenience.  ME AM I ANOREXIC? Yes. DID I USE A SURROGATE? No. ARE MY LIPS FAKE? No. DO I GET BOTOX? No, I use filters extensively. DO I EAT? No. DO I GET LIPO? I don't need to, do you? WHAT DO I DO FOR WORK? I don't. HOW MANY NANNIES DO I HAVE? Three. MY FAMILY  IS MY FAMILY INCESTUOUS? No. HOW ARE WE SO RICH? Historically oil. IS JOE RELATED? No, Joe's family is poor. IS ATHENA/CORA MY REAL COUSIN? Yes dumbass. WHO'S ARIA'S DAD? Me. IS ARIA REAL? Yes you psychopath. DO I LOVE HER? Yes, as an accessory. IS SHE ELLIOT'S? No, she's mine. IS SHE JOE'S? No, she's mine. IS SHE TATE'S? Are you ok? No. DID MY DAD BUY MY FOLLOWERS? No I'm just good looking, I don't need to buy followers. MY EXES WHAT DID JOE SEE IN ME? Joe is a lot more superficial than you all give him credit for. WAS ELLIOT A PR RELATIONSHIP? I wasn't remotely known until I dated him. DID MY DAD SET US UP? He introduced us but didn't want us to date. WHICH ONE IS ARIA'S FATHER? None of them. WAS FREDDIE JUST A REBOUND? Yes. HOW DO THEY PUT UP WITH ME? I'm pretty, rich and a good fuck, it's not that hard. There you have it. I'm not posting proof because I can't be bothered, believe me or don't. I'm sure you'll have fun trying to crucify me for the above, you're free to, just leave my baby out of it. x