WEATHERS, Thompson P.

[thompson weathers]

thompson parker weathers THE BOY WITH THREE LAST NAMES 29 , LOS ANGELES , TECH INVESTOR       .    blind items We all know about this media nepo baby's VIP area blunders, but shoppers in West Hollywood were shocked this weekend to find he had left both his babies strapped up in his Tesla, totally unattended. The party boy was nowhere to be seen, at least not for a couple of hours, when he eventually emerged seemingly drunk. He was lucky there were no cameras there that day. FACT CHECK: False, completely baseless. Thompson never goes anywhere with the kids without a nanny in tow, and can't go anywhere without being snapped by a few camera phones. It is true that he owns a Tesla. - - - - There's trouble brewing between two members of this media royal family, namely between the youngest son and daughter. Word is the sister and brother are not as close as they once were, not since they had a big falling out over each other's significant others. It seems his knocking up a cocktail waitress is totally fine, but her dating one of us peasants hasn't been received so well by the family. FACT CHECK: True. Thompson and Dolly have not spoken in a month and counting. - - - - There's been a lot of smoke lately about this media nepo baby turned tech investor, mostly about his public declarations of betrayal when it comes to his business partner and soon-to-be ex wife. The real story? The two tech bros have been hooking up all along, with the waitress gold digger willing to act as beard for $$$. FACT CHECK: False, completely baseless. Are you even famous if you haven't got a blind saying you're secretly gay? - - - - This lost boy born into an American media dynasty has been hit worse by his messy divorce than most people know. Sure he's playing up to the attention (as always) and cracking jokes about his wife's new beau, but behind closed doors he paid an escort to pretend to be her, going by her name and everything. FACT CHECK: True. She blabbed to friends. - - - - This troubled media nepo baby was doomed from the start. How could he turn out normal when his older brothers rented the playboy mansion for his 18th birthday party? Rumor has it he even lost his virginity to Pammy Anderson. FACT CHECK: Mostly untrue. His brothers didn't rent the mansion but they were all there on his 19th birthday. Thompson has never met Pamela Anderson and lost his virginity to his Blair Academy classmate, Charlotte LeMeir. - - - - Things are going from bad to worse for the richest deadbeat dad in Hollywood. Though he's told reporters he and his wife are working things out, this son of America's biggest media mogul has been partying his way through his divorce proceedings, even missing his daughters' birthdays to sleep with two fame hungry models. FACT CHECK: True. He forgot what day it was.      .    the inner circle   • CECE WEATHERS : SORT-OF-EX WIFE, FOREVER OBSESSION - "Before I met Cece I was living life under water. Everything that happened to me happened in a haze, at a distance, distorted and not really real. I went through life without questioning that, not even knowing that I was barely scraping the surface of what the universe had to offer... then I met her, and it was like being pulled up for air. I could breathe, the world felt crisp and alive with possibility. All this in the very second I met her, I swear to god. There was a time where I could reinvent myself, we both could. We went from Princess and Tommy to Cece and Tom,  two adults with their shit together and a beautiful family together. I (kinda) had a 9-5, she took care of the kids, it was the kind of life you see for yourself as a kid, particularly me, who yearned so earnestly for a normal, loving family. I'm not sure where it went wrong. Nowadays I'm back under water, but now it's worse, since now it feels like she's the one holding me under. If I'm really honest with myself the twins feel like weights around my ankles, it's as though all three of them want me dead." • NOAH BENNETT : EX BEST FRIEND, TRAITOR, BUSINESS PARTNER, THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TOM - "I am so sick of talking about that man. Tommy is the biggest man baby on the planet, possibly to have  ever been. He is so supremely used to getting what he wants no matter what, and so exceptionally inexperienced in the world of consequences, that he behaves like a tyrant and then has the gall to act like the injured party when his bad behavior comes back to bite him in the ass. Taking his money was the worst thing I ever did. My parents told me at the time that I was doing a deal with the devil, I don't think they realized how right they were." • TIFFANI LARSSON : EX WITH A SHARP TONGUE & A WARM BED - "Thompson, my college boyfriend. Youthful folly. Youthful folly is all the man knows, any time he tries his hand at anything of substance it turns to shit under his fingertips. We are friends though and still occasionally lovers, mainly when I'm pissed off at my husband. Tom is like doing molly, you know ultimately that he's bad for you and you won't feel good about it tomorrow, but for tonight it's a rush. He is a much sadder figure than most people know. Broadly unloved by his parents, incapable of being a good father, constantly yearning for a connection he will never have. I try not to think about him too much." • DOLLY WEATHERS : BABY SISTER, TOUCHY SUBJECT - “You know when you swipe your phone and it comes up with your most frequent actions as a suggestion? Even now, my phone still suggests I text Dolly. For most of our lives we’ve been in a steady flow of easy conversation, from the made up language we shared as kids, to the times we’d text each other under the table at family dinners as teens, all the way through to our meme exchanges throughout our adulthood. For as long as I can remember, Doll has been the one constant in my life. So it sucks ass that we’re not on speaking terms now. I still go to text her multiple times a day, and it still hurts when I realise I can’t. This is a hard thing tor anyone normal to understand, but I don’t feel any kind of connection with my family and however little I understand them, they understand me even less. Dolly was the exception to that rule— up until she wasn’t. I miss the little firecracker like crazy but that doesn’t mean I’m going to reach out first, no fucking way.” • DREW STEVENS : NOAH'S REPLACEMENT, TOTAL YES MAN - "Tom is the coolest guy, honestly. Anything you hear otherwise is just his haters, they can't stand to see a guy suceed." • SUTTON MOORE : NOAH'S EX, VOICE OF REASON - ”You have never met such a group of rotted assholes. Every last one. I have no fucking idea what I was doing being friends with them, dating Noah, but all I can say is I never want to see any of them ever again. Noah deserves all the shit Thompson’s giving him - you lie down with dogs, you get fleas. Thompson has been so fucked up by his family that he could live a million lifetimes and still never learn right from wrong, he’s so fucking stupid. Don’t think that means he can’t be manipulative though, the guy’s a snake. Then there’s Princess, who’ll have you thinking she’s this perfect little princess who’s been done wrong by the prince… I don’t buy it. I have no doubt she got pregnant on purpose, or that she’s got a game plan. I also believe they do actually love each other, which only makes this all the more fucked up. I hope they eat each other alive.”      .    voicenote from a "fan" to her friends "Girls, I'm voice noting because I just had literally the craziest night of my life. I have no proof so you're just going to have to take my word for it, okay? But Marla and I went to the club last night, you know, normal us, dressed cute, looking for guys. Well did I find a guy. We're dancing and this random bouncer looking dude comes over, and he says to us that - wait for it - Tommy Weathers is over there with some friends and do we want to join him in VIP? I look over and sure enough there he is, sunglasses on inside the asshole, though no baby... Anyway, we say yeah sure, duh, and the guy gets our tab transferred over to his. Long story short, we're drinking and talking and dancing and he's surprisingly fun and normal. Like, kinda normal. He's coked off his face but he shares on the condition that we hand over our phones to his security, I literally only got it back just now. So we're there until closing and I can feel what's going to happen and it does, we start making out and then he invites me to his hotel room. Don't judge me but I had to say yes, just so I could tell you girls all about it! So the room is insane, obviously. Penthouse, incredible views, though he's kinda messy. We keep making out and then he takes off his wedding ring, which he'd been wearing the whole time by the way. Things get steamy, I dom him a bit which he seemed into, and we have sex. I was pretty wasted by this point but it was good, I've definitely had worse. Fast forward to this morning, I wake up and he's already fully dressed (including the wedding ring) and sat there reading a paper with a coffee. I swear it's a different person. He barely looks up, just tells me his driver will take me wherever I want to go... I mean, he said thanks for last night, but he said it like I'd stopped him from forgetting his coat or something, not like he'd been inside me a few hours before. He even hesitated for a second like he was going to say my name, then realized it was too much of a risk of getting it wrong so he just ... didn't? Anyway. I kinda stagger out of there, too shocked to say anything. The security guy is there and he gives me my phone, a bottle of water and, I'm being so serious right now, PLAN B. He actually watches me take it, looks under my tongue and everything! It was so freaking weird. So then he drives me home, making polite chit chat the whole way, and I'm honestly kinda feeling like maybe it was all a dream? Did that actually happen? So I'm telling you all while it's fresh in my mind. It happened, I met Thompson Weathers, I had sex with him, he left me outside his hotel room like half eaten room service. 7/10 would do it again."      .    four tweets that sum up thompson

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