. pat bohannon

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE Benny's primed for fatherhood at least. You get to shower them with cheesy uncle gifts and see all the cute pictures, but none of the mess or fuss.

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE It's a good deal. Training wheels if you want your own. Everything is going well. Syl just had her birthday, we're already thinking about anniversary and holiday plans. Work's great, parents are healthy, siblings are happy. It's been a great summer.

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE Congrats, it's a teenager! I'm nuts about her. We're great together, steady as she goes. Feels right, worth that two years of back and forth.

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE yeah, if you're keen. but i could leave you to it, i won't be offended.

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE I wish I had sooner, I love it here. Never looking back honestly, Petey can inherit the ranch while I become a summer tourist.

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE Oh, you have a new stylist too? Fancy that. I'm in. Every year let's try to hit up a new one, the list is still going.

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE what are they like? yes i am.

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE Do you still have that mustache? I've unlocked the west coast. Although Texas sounds like the final boss.

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE umm i'm a one off, though?? so no.

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE shall I pretend to be normal?

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE i wanna do it but i'm nervous. what's he like, is he more benny or more you?

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE Can I borrow some of it? I happen to remember driving to South Dakota in my dad's pickup and sleeping in the truck bed for that fair. That was our toe-dipping back then.

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE A pencil stache is all I can muster. The Bo genes missed me. My arteries would probably like that. When was your last?

[stassi siminski]

STAS  1 NEW MESSAGE what is with your family and hard work, you're all addicted! i don't know, meeting family's a whole thing. guess what though, i finally updated your contact details in my phone. RIP pat bodega.

[jack kearney]

Jack 1 NEW MESSAGE I'd get curious looks from strangers when I grew it out, that's probably the reason. Nice one, still counts. Cali was my last, a light hiatus since.