. percy de vane

[percy de vane]

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PERCY DE VANE'S PHONE 298 UNREAD MESSAGES 88 MISSED CALLS 14 UNREAD E-MAILS

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE Sorry, who's this? Kidding. Hi, Perc.

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE Quite a long time. Thank you - honestly, he was a bore. Had bad taste, you were much more interesting to talk to.

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE I hate to inform you that I have also become quite boring these days. Which unfortunately means entertaining investment bankers and venture capitalists. I've lost my the status.

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE Bravo would be ashamed of me. I have a full time job! How so? I can put you to sleep via the history of inflation of Jeff Koons works. Really scintillating stuff.

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE It entertains me enough to manage, so I guess so? Like I said, boring. Your show was a highlight, my date had no idea why I was giggling so much when I walked in.

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE I’m alright. It’s a very complacent time in my life, I’m just wandering on through. Because it was your show! He was oblivious to the fact that we’d dated, it was funny to me for it to dawn on him. Photos were great, btw.

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE I got a dog? Her name is Basil. What about yours? No. Like I said, boring! I also had too much red wine, he probably thought I was drunk and accosting you when we were just catching up. I was surprised to see you had an exhibit, it’s been a while.

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE A King Charles, she’s a ball. Aww, I’m sorry though. Even if that cat did hate me. And I was allergic! What brought you back in? Last I remember you sold a lot of stuff off.

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE People weirdly think I'm British, I think that's why. And he was a bit of a menace - scratched me immediately! It's like you never left. What else is in the works?

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE The menace was your cat, Basil is an angel. Ah yeah, Lily - I saw you tagged in some of her stuff, my sister's a big fan and she kept sending them all to me. Are you exhausted or exhilarated after it?

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE He could sense my allergies, they were a weakness. Wow, finally slowing down? Couldn't drag you off a plane years ago! It's aging, it hits us fast. Ready to stay stationary yet?

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE Percy, I'm allergic to cats! Let's just let it go there. And he's learning to not spread himself too thin. Aging and maturity, look at you! I don't know...like I said, it's all been boring. A blur, really. Still live in same apartment, now have a dog. Have the same friends, dating boring people. I went to Singapore? I guess we can count that!

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE Be honest, you hired a cleaner. And they’re good! Same ol’ same ol’ Maura’s out being supermom and Maisie’s getting back into modeling again. Can’t be stopped. Yeah it was beautiful and fun but hot as hell. And probably a couple, haven’t gotten that far. Why, need the rundown?

[madelyn holt]

MADS 1 NEW MESSAGE Still frequent enough, I can leave clothes around for two weeks on the ground. Well, hate to break it to ya, but it's none of your beeswax. How's your sister?