. taylor maitson

[taylor maitson]

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TAYLOR MAITSON'S PHONE 31 UNREAD MESSAGES 8 MISSED CALLS 12 UNREAD E-MAILS

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE konichiwa motherfucker

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE mmmmm no. i have a massive ramen craving now and my only options are pasta or more pasta

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE i'm in milano so no, it does not. just 40 gallons of red wine and a truffle raviolo or 12. c'est la vie! take a sake bomb for me.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE i'd let a little pig dig me up a white truffle any day, don't insult their jobs. why are you in japan

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE watching too much hentai lately?

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE anyone loves you if you pay them enough, sweetie. bring me back some mushroom mountains

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE a nice bottle of olive oil you can stare at and never use?

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE an 'i love italia' keychain.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE one 100% wool sock.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE limoncello, final offer. go shove him off the castle, maybe that's what he needs.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE please DO NOT. i really hoped you would say you'd left him with the monks in forever silence. sorry, no more singing!

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE i hope you've talked some sense into him.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE NO, it's out?? give me spark notes, i can't listen if i'll kill myself after.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY 1 NEW MESSAGE holy fuck, you must have been a spiritual awakening, look at you go. grabbing my wine and queuing it up. still horribly funny to me that this is the Athena who he made out with in rehab but the world's fucking weird sometimes.