gift of one liners

[elyse condon]

elyse Hi. I'm bored. What are you doing?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Sorry, drinking sake in Tokyo.

[elyse condon]

elyse You world traveler. Have one for me pleaseee?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Will do. How's life?

[elyse condon]

elyse Planning a trip to NOLA currently. Need to escape LA for a bit! What's in Japan?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Oh fun, you'll have a wild time. Who are you going with? Wellness retreat, originally.

[elyse condon]

elyse Cleo and Lily so far. I'm going to work on Theo soon. Do you feel rejuvenated?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Cute. I miss having roommates. Yeah, actually I do.

[elyse condon]

elyse Mhm. Love them. But in my experience lately roommates are just drama. What was your favorite part? Please share. So I too can be rejuvenated.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Are you fighting over a chore rota? Deep tissue massage, hurt like hell but feel better for it. I'll pay for you to get one, when do you get off work?

[elyse condon]

elyse Hmmm, a little more serious? Theo making some questionable decisions and being a dick! Sounds like heaven. Will never turn that down. I get off in two hours! Was this a solo wellness?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Oh fuck, I'm sorry. Will text you the confirmation. No, I went with Zac but he's back home now.

[elyse condon]

elyse Totally fine. It's why we need a trip!  You're the best. I'll even imagine it's actually you giving me the massage. Cute! A guys trip.  Uh...Wait is Zac ok?

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Think it'll be cathartic? I'm very bad at it so that'll flatter me. Yeah, he's still sober, if that's what you mean. Painfully so, wouldn't even have a beer.

[elyse condon]

elyse Hopefully so. And no one can really have a bad time when Bourbon Street and a couple of hurricanes are involved. Something has to give! Well you're really good with your hands. Glad he's ok! I read wellness first and thought uh-oh. What are you doing now post-wellness?