. so grown

[aaron eklund]

Aaron That'll do it. My tips are always based on your sass level. Realistically, I suppose I could be more patient. Or if I learned how to run a business overnight that'd be great. Supernaturally, time travel.

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c l e o basically paid for itself. that i also have. time travel? really? do you want to revisit the past?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron What are you choosing? There are some things I'd change. Things to nip in the bud sooner rather than later. Promise I'd use my powers for good instead of evil.

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c l e o you can't change things, that's like the number one rule of time travel, everyone knows that. i would wake up with the ability to stop overthinking things. if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron What are you, the time traveler police? You're overthinking that right there. I'd probably want to know when to expect the Big One. Check in on my loved ones, but nothing really for myself.

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c l e o just someone who's seen a lot of movies! touche. that's fair.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron What would be your burning curiosity?

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c l e o lol sorry this is such a mood killer, but i'd want to know if my cancer ever comes back. what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron That's fair. But what would you do with that information? The little things. Graduating high school, making it this far, watching my father die.

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c l e o i guess i'd want to know when so i can live my life in the meantime. oh wow, that took a turn. he that bad?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron How's all that going, by the way? Well since the mood was already killed. He wasn't a very nice guy, no. Next question.

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c l e o oh totally fine thanks, i'm just paranoid! have you ever read the tommy wiseau ask me anything reddit thread? it's sooo funny. that's not an official question, you just reminded me of this response: anyway. next actual question: what do you value most in a friendship?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Glad you didn't ask me about myself as a dinosaur, I'd shut you down real quick. Loyalty and trust in a friendship, hands down. You got my back, I got yours.

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c l e o well that's just friendship 101. if you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? why?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Yeah but it's rarely the real thing. Plenty of bad friends out there. Always with the death questions. Could go one of two ways. One, there's a girl I'd go sweep off her feet. Spend every waking moment with her. Two, I'd spare her the pain and go run around as many countries as possible til I keel over.