. calvin keller

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE But some good-natured sexual harassment is our thing. Remind me later, I have some funny notes to read to you.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Sometimes your mind is even worse than hers. Funny notes, you'll see!

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE This is why I have to buffer you and keep you apart. Oh just funny things Kitty has said about people.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Then I'll encourage your bestfriendship instead. Reverse psychology. Let's rank our top 5 favorites. We can skip yours if you'd like.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Enjoy! And by that I mean good fucking luck, RIP to your sanity. Good because I was planning to start with yours tbh.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Rank the least to most sane, go. Oh just picking one randomly. She was convinced for a few years that you have fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Don't be a Violet. Idk if that's PC or not. Alcoholically challenged as a fetus? W/e totally insensitive. You're in your gin era, I love to see it.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE How poetic. Actually might make a great line in her memoir. The last thing she said to offend me was I needed to hit the gym. Other than that, no, never.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Oh I bet she was devastated. Very good, I'm sure the rest of these notes will delight and inspire you.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE I'll have to rethink my outfit. Might go for the moody pensive slam poet, really method act. Oh btw I told Kendra you were coming. She wants to know if you're straight.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Waterline eyeliner. An ironic, terribly-tied tie. Actually let's do this after, Kendra wants to match outfits with me. She wants to pawn off some sad rockstar charity case.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE My open shirt might distract people. Good idea. She will be, but you've been my well-kept secret. She has no idea about you beyond name, I'm delivering you giftwrapped to her.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE My eyes are up here. I'll be over in an hour.

[kitty smith-sato]

kitten 1 NEW MESSAGE i'm good, you? 🤍

[kitty smith-sato]

kitten 1 NEW MESSAGE i'm fine, back at my hotel. going to a couple more places and then coming home earlier. miss me??