. calvin keller

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE I got sexually harassed by Ed Razek anyway. She's ready to get straight to it. I was thinking we all dress in jumpsuits and wear fake ankle monitors.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE <3 She will be wasted within the first hour she arrives.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Any other bets? Tell me what I'd care about.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE 80% chance of tears. Loses an article of clothing by the end of the night. Talks about your chin at least thrice. Sure, I'm in the mood for someone new. Kitty has left me unsatisfied once again.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Sure I've got spare change. She's probably terrible in bed anyway. What's this girl look like?

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE If she does I might help her, I love playing pranks on your dad. Call me after so I can kms. Oh that sounds nice, although I vehemently deny an Asian fetish. Have you fucked her already?

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE It's so ugly it's good. When's your birthday again? It's just a lifelong personal mission, that's all. Happening any day now. Thanks, I'll let you know and bring you someone.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE I'm sure I gave you something nice. Oct 18. She asked me if I wanted to volunteer! I won't count that.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Same, must’ve been good. She knows I don’t repeat, not after Lila Moss. But you should for old times sake.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Nearly perished in Greece. I had to check my photos. Thinking about her giving me the strangest erection. Anyway, she'll end up publicly indecent by the end of it.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE I would’ve been so mad, that might have attracted sharks. Ofc anything for our best girl.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Let’s go next month, I’m still on holiday. Are you going back to school? So so, she was just at Pride with Madonna. Out of my hair. Where have you been lately?

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE It's so hard being the inspirational role model in this group. I've been all over the place since graduation. How is my dear Sky?

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE I misread that as wives. Both true. At least she's an adult. I can't even speak to my sibs, they are fully from another planet.

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Dom 1 NEW MESSAGE Unfortunately it's just Jersey. So she's like the Rosemary Kennedy but more fuckable. Can I be your +1? Actually, should I get ordained?