shark smile

[leon hawkins]

L E O N God I hate firing people. Maybe we need to hire a HR manager.

[river hawkins]

R I V E R Who's gonna fire them when they fuck up?

[leon hawkins]

L E O N Can you? I’m over it.

[river hawkins]

R I V E R I'm bad at it, you do it in a way that makes them feel like it's a mutual decision.

[leon hawkins]

L E O N Yeah, basically make them quit. Emmy had to go today, she’s just kind of a bitch. But she cried. I almost rehired.

[river hawkins]

R I V E R God she was annoying. No that one's on you, I told you she wouldn't work out! Called it forever ago. If any of my hires go wrong I'll handle it.

[leon hawkins]

L E O N But so hot. I thought that’d be forgivable.

[river hawkins]

R I V E R Maybe you just shouldn't hire anyone at all. Focus on product development.

[leon hawkins]

L E O N You’re saying you’ll take care of it?

[river hawkins]

R I V E R I'll handle hiring and consequent firing, yeah. You still have to do any of yours that end up not working out.

[leon hawkins]

L E O N It’s so far 2/10. 80% have dropped off.

[river hawkins]

R I V E R Fuck, are we bad bosses?

[leon hawkins]

L E O N No. They’re bad employees.

[river hawkins]

R I V E R Hmmm. Swear you'd tell me if I was being shit?

[leon hawkins]

L E O N You could join more drink nights.