. poetic license

[jack kearney]

Jack Don't expect me to know. There's an intern in another department that was born in 2004... I felt massively old.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L Horrifying and it's only going to get worse. I have one more idea for our anni...

[jack kearney]

Jack Go on.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L Wanna come on the pod?

[jack kearney]

Jack An anniversary episode?

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L Yes. 👉🏻👈🏻 Promise I'm not even suggesting it because your cameos bring in the big numbers.

[jack kearney]

Jack And do what, exactly? Have a live date or answer questions or something like that?

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L I think answer questions, don't you?

[jack kearney]

Jack Answering our own questions, maybe. Answering questions from fans, less maybe. What about Sara?

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L Why not? She can bring her gf on, it'll be a whole thing!

[jack kearney]

Jack Why not fan questions? We would have to seriously screen them. But it's not their anni. :(

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L It wouldn't be live, you could veto whatever you wanted. But what questions are you so scared of? Okay baby boy, pretend I never suggested it.

[jack kearney]

Jack Some things that are N4P. People can be weird, or perverts. What about a bonus episode where we do that portrait painting thing you've been dying for?

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L Like what? Okay that would be so fun!

[jack kearney]

Jack Off the top of my head, people don't need to know details about our plans. Or sex life. And any other TikTok trends you want to try on me.