. poetic license

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L Will you take a picture of me in my new Sweaty Betty set?? 🙏🏻 I need to post it next week, almost forgot.

[jack kearney]

Jack Your photoshoot is my command. This weekend sounds pretty planned out now. Are you excited for the party? Maggie keeps asking me if you know Charli personally.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L God I’ve totally co-opted your whole weekend! After the hike I’ll go back to mine so you can reset for the week. Duh. Does she want to meet her?

[jack kearney]

Jack It sounds like a great weekend to me. She said she would "die of happiness to even breathe her same air," lots of emojis - so I guess that's a yes?

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L Even with the rotting? Leave it with me. Tell her to be patient though, Charli’s soooo shit at texting back.

[jack kearney]

Jack Yes, I'll be a pro in no time. I'll catch up with her when we're rotting, if that's allowed. She wants to come visit in October, after our anni.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L That is so allowed! Can you FT her? I wanna see her face when she sees you lazing around.

[jack kearney]

Jack I might as well call everyone then, be socially productive. ;) My niece will probably answer the phone, she's already better at technology than Mags.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L Tempted to allow it just so I can eavesdrop. She’s so cute, she’s definitely allowed!

[jack kearney]

Jack Only fair to tag your brother in too! Maybe my cool NYC cousin.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L Dimitri’s in Monaco this weekend, chasing skirt. That’s a direct quote from my dad, how hilarious is that turn of phrase? Oh your hot cool cousin, I think I remember him. Sure, loop him in too.

[jack kearney]

Jack If I had a nickel for every questionable, semi-offensive thing either of our dads say. It's the mustache, you can say it. Either the facial hair genes skipped me or they're waiting to activate when I'm forty.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L Products of a different time. Yeah, it’s the moustache, I’m sorry 💔 At least you both seem to be holding on to the hair on your head, that’s an achievement at your ripe old age.

[jack kearney]

Jack If I could, I would! What if it's rationed - I grew a beard but then went bald?

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L That would be soooo bad. You’ve reminded me though, I need to go to NYC in a couple weeks if you want to come? Have a meeting with my book people. 🙃