. one to beat

[cora wolfe]

c o r a I just noticed how frightening my eye bags are in this photo, jet lag is real. If you circulate this you die, but hello Frederino what are you doing.

[freddie beaumont]

f r e d d i e Your threats mean nothing to me. Just saying. You guys would miss me too much if you murdered me. Heading back to the Hamptons. How is Paris?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a i can actually only name one person who would suffer the most, tbh. it's so romantique though, you should bring said person here and join us. a little babymoon!

[freddie beaumont]

f r e d d i e Tate? because yeah, definitely. i feel like she'd hate that? So many people around and sports?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a it's so weird seeing you two not prowling around like horny trolls. ok, fair. damn, why do you know her so well? test passed. still think you should come anyway. family reunion! drag tate and olivia!

[freddie beaumont]

f r e d d i e We’re growing up right in front of your eyes. Haha thank you? You have a better chance at convincing her, why aren’t you? Are you still in trouble about lover boy?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a until you blackout at your own wedding, then the world will be righted. because you're more fun to harass and she's growing your child duh. she's fragile. and she gave up that ghost a long time ago. would rather watch me be mentally ill than try to interfere.

[freddie beaumont]

f r e d d i e I probably will do that. So. Yeah. Exactly why she won't be traveling, sorry! Would you say you're "mentally ill" over Nate?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a oh so you agree? you will be getting married then? a little PJ never hurt nobody. and duh, he's my psychopath obsession but in the best way. you can watch it all irl at sadie's wedding.

[freddie beaumont]

f r e d d i e Fuck no. Not any time soon. Psychopath obsession in the best way? What, did you stalk him before or something?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a bummer, i'm going to be vibing hard for weddings after sadie's. oh freddie, if only you understood girl talk, that sentence would make sense completely. for now you just need to know that i'm head over heels for him and i should probably be studied. you can chat to him at the wedding, he'll explain in boy speak.

[freddie beaumont]

f r e d d i e Heart attacks run in my family. Let's not bring me to have one, please. It sounds weird. I'm good with not understanding girl talk. Sometimes the shit my sister says just goes right over my head. It sounds like he's got stockholm syndrome. Maybe I need to make sure he's ok too?!

[cora wolfe]

c o r a how iss your dad actually? honestly the way we talk isn’t complicated, it’s just so surrounded by niche inside jokes and abrupt changes in conversation topics that men’s head’s spin! also clearly I have the stockholm syndrome. wear it like a badge of honor.

[freddie beaumont]

f r e d d i e He's doing a lot better, thanks for asking. My mom has him on pretty strict restrictions. Again. Sounds complicated. But I also don't really care? So I'll leave it to you all. OK then! Good luck to you, with that one. Are you guys officially together then?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a is your mom still ruling the hamptons simultaneously because i would not be surprised. this is how i see your convos going: "hey bro, wanna go out?" "sure bro." "cool" god knows, it's whatever he wants and i'm just happy to be here. especially happy to be here in Paris!!!