. dream catcher

[jane ridley]

JANIE When you're returned safely to me in the Hamptons want to spend an afternoon getting absolutely blitzed at Wolffer Vineyards?

[olivia hamilton]

o l i v i a I'd love nothing more, pleaseeeeee.

[jane ridley]

JANIE Ok cowgirl! I just e-mailed for the trellis so we don't get bothered and can spend all our time catching up. I know it's only been days but I don't care.

[olivia hamilton]

o l i v i a Isn't my new beach hat so cute? Coastal cowgirl. Ok but for us, stuff happens in a matter of days.

[jane ridley]

JANIE That'll be trending the second your TikTok goes live. How was LA, missing me?

[olivia hamilton]

o l i v i a I'll have 1500 comments asking me where I got it. Busy! I'm missing you and a lot of things. It's weird to be here without you!

[jane ridley]

JANIE I'd say just say it in the video, but the more comments the more your engagement stays hi so. Ask away, minions. I know, I kinda hate it. We should be drinking those pineapple refresher things from the food truck we like and laying out at The 1.

[olivia hamilton]

o l i v i a I usually link everything on my LTK and people still ask me!! That would be the absolute dream. Ugh. What gossip have I missed from the Hamptons?

[jane ridley]

JANIE More clickthroughs the merrier my friend! People are just lazy and also want you to speak to them so they can brag. Oh. Oscar and I finally hooked up. All I can say is 😮 and I will give you further details in person.

[olivia hamilton]

o l i v i a Nothing will make anyone on the internet happy! Let’s be honest. SHUT. UP.

[jane ridley]

JANIE Nothing will make them happy, less jealous, more obsessive or less annoying. Liv. Olivia. I can't even tell you how big his dick was, I felt like I earned gymnastics gold after we fucked.

[olivia hamilton]

o l i v i a So I’ll comment on one and people can dig through it! Wow. OK. So we’re talking massive. Was that even fun?!

[jane ridley]

JANIE As one does, then it's on to the next anyway. Did you at least get some beach time? Massive. And yes, eventually. A lottt of foreplay, a lot of adjusting or just like, literally waiting sometimes. But holy fuck when I could finally take it all I 1) was amazed and 2) it felt unreal. I'll get graphic after our first glass of wine.

[olivia hamilton]

o l i v i a For a couple of hours. Before I had to run to another event! This is me 😮 I can’t wait to blush and fan myself the entire time you’re telling me the graphic details! Of course you took it as a challenge I’m assuming.

[jane ridley]

JANIE Bet your schedule was jam packed, LA is obsessed with you and as am I when you're out there. No literally same. We'll be chugging those glasses so quick because our faces will be burninggg. Duh. I was curious, and my curiosity has been fulfilled in a big way. Actually while we're at it was your old football BF packing or was there something to be desired there?