. lustful insomniac

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A I've been watching Youtube tutorials. But what if it's not??

[jack kearney]

Jack Knead me like bread dough, seems to work! But what if it is? I will keep on saying that.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A I had this moment of panic where I thought I might accidentally paralyse you, so I've been swotting up. And I'll keep on wanting to kiss you every time you do.

[jack kearney]

Jack Petey and I used to try to Spock pinch each other, I think I'm invincible now. And I will kiss you all over the streets of New York City.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A I had to Google that you big nerd. Wanna wrestle? 😏 I actually can't wait. Thank you for turning something I was dreading into something I can't wait for.

[jack kearney]

Jack Are you sure you want to do that?? Anytime. I hope we get some cute pictures there too, I realized I don't even need to take pictures of us anymore!

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A Mhmmmm, I think I could take you. But I prefer your pictures, don't stop.

[jack kearney]

Jack Forget the farting phase of a relationship, we are heading straight for wrestling. You've been warned. Never, I need all my candids of you. Though this picture makes me sorry I don't offer in the bum department.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A Don't hold back on me baby, I want a fair fight! Ugh my arse looks so long... we're cute in matchy outfits though.

[jack kearney]

Jack Do we need a safe word? When you're ready to tap out. It looks amazing. Total accident, best part. I have realized something though.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A I won't need one but good point, you definitely will. What's going to be easiest for you to remember, Montana? Shall we start dressing the same the way Korean couples do? Go on.

[jack kearney]

Jack Sure babe, let's stick with that. You are the perfect height for my arm. I love putting my arm around your shoulders. I think we were made for each other.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A The idea of you pinning me down has me all hot and bothered. I know, we slot together perfectly. Do you believe in the two halves of one whole idea?

[jack kearney]

Jack You little minx. In a way that completes or balances?

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A Hmm, I think the original story is completes. But not in a lame, you're half a person without, just in a... oh, now it all makes sense kind of way. So balances, I guess.