; cool blue

[everett howe]

E. Howe Don't laugh. How's this picture for a dating profile?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N whoever told you to make a duck face should be failed out of school.

[everett howe]

E. Howe I didn't know what to do with my face. And my hair looks stupid, doesn't it?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N yeah didn't know you were trying to be a tiktoker? use a surfing photo, that's a fun skill.

[everett howe]

E. Howe It might have been an influence, I spent a few hours on it yesterday. That's not douchey?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N did you learn anything? are you feeling demure? it's not a fish, that's for friggin sure.

[everett howe]

E. Howe Very demure, very mindful. But I was just getting used to being brat. My brain is successfully rotted. Are there rules to the pictures? Half of my selfies I look like a divorced dad down on his luck...

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N lives moves at ya fast when ur old, bud. no selfies. honestly it's usually like, a hobby photo but an interesting one, one from a wedding posed or candid, one that looks like a friend captured it on an old film camera and had it developed and then idk, roulette wheel on the last one.

[everett howe]

E. Howe People are being taught words at least, that's good. Thanks, I already hate this. My roommate is insisting on it.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N they might develop reading comprehension skills by 2026! the ratio of amazing, capable women to basic, not creepy men is like 500:1. and you're above average when you're not a robot, you'll be pleasantly surprised as long as you don't use that stupid photo.

[everett howe]

E. Howe I hope so, some of these undergrads are looking bleak. Thanks, I think. Can I be wearing a tie in one?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N don't hold your breath, they can't even write cursive anymore. no clue if they even have handwriting. NO.

[everett howe]

E. Howe Nobody uses pencils anymore. Hey, can you read an analog clock? Geez ok. I'll let you look over it when I'm done.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N yes bitch. my mom's educational!! what questions did you pick? i must know.

[everett howe]

E. Howe I just had to ask. Don't be surprised if I hand you random objects and ask you what they are or are used for. Ugh I haven't made it to that part yet, I'm on the stats and interests part. Although I did see one for a fun fact, that has to happen.