. gouge away

[cora wolfe]

c o r a If she's not at your table she's not coming, no awkwardness allowed. I'll be lucky if my blonde doesn't turn grey before photos. Do you think I'd look pretty with silver hair?

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Yeah I think you could pass it off as platinum. Put me on the singles table, I need to make some rounds.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a This is why I keep you around. You're stuck with family though, just for dinner then you're free to move about the cabin. Hour and a half tops - want to sit by Freddie or Aisha?

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Good to know I won't be handcuffed to my chair. Freddie, I need to stop him getting any big ideas.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Too late for that, baby doll. Don’t worry, I said that if he tried to propose at the wedding he’ll be dead before he gets on one knee.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Wait so he told you too?!

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Your dad to my mom to me pipeline. Natural progression. I can’t even imagine the scale of planning that. You may have to change your name again and skip town.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Can't believe he didn't tell me. Want to temporarily relocate to Chicago with me?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Didn’t he? You clearly know. And leave Nate when he’s finally back in my state? As if. You can come to a game with me though, plenty of hot women desperate to date a player but would probably settle for Beau from Chicago.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Fred did, I meant my dad. He's been such a hardass lately. Cora, I say this with love and not to offend, but soccer is the most boring sport in the world.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a At work or in life? Both? Is this why the girlfriend is being dispensed? He liked her though. That’s great, you can just go hit on people while I sit and enjoy. The suites at Red Bull Arena serve this insane pasta actually, you’d love.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Everything. If Aish gets married the countdown starts for me. She's not being dispensed, don't say that, that's so harsh. Alright, deal.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Do you even want to get married? If you also had 1.5 children I’d see the need but I can also just see you like, joining a sail team. Fine, parting with ~ Easiest sell of my life. Just one rule they can’t be drooling over Nate. Sid’s fair game, he sucks.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Yeah I do, do you? You think I can't join a sail team and be a dad and husband? Because that's the plan. If he sucks why would I want the girls who like him? Besides, being your cousin is only a selling point with the Nate fans.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Only because of Sadie and Adam, honestly. When I see it work irl it makes a lot of sense. Tbh you and a little baby in a life jacket is a very cute image!! Because they’re still pretty? Just probably not bright. They’re all my competition technically. They’ll use you to murder me in Nate’s bed.