dominic x calvin

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I was most upset about my hat. Did you keep it? What if I end up in a throuple with them? It was supposed to be us. :(

[calvin keller]

Cal Carnage, unfortunately. The last I saw it was covered in blood on that church floor. Poetic ending for it, really. I think that really is true in both of your wildest dreams. He'd probably be a good rage fuck.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Should've been filmed, honestly. I don't remember anything after that. Damn my weakness for straight boys. I told Kitty I would drop everything if she could convince him.

[calvin keller]

Cal Not like it could have been more eventful anyway. Do you want her running back to you, or just fully out of options?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I could have walked into traffic. You know me, I looove a challenge! It feels like personal growth. Character-building, even.

[calvin keller]

Cal No, too intentional. Mm. She must have been good.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Stumbled into the gutter and died choking on my own filth, then. Not to brag but I own her body now.

[calvin keller]

Cal We'd have to workshop that obituary. So I've heard. Though I didn't think you were a fan of bumper stickers on Bentleys?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom That's my rainy day project. Who told you?

[calvin keller]

Cal Sometimes people trip and things just fall out of their mouth around me. Bit of a wild phenomenon.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Oh I would pay any amount of money to have watched Henry's discovery.

[calvin keller]

Cal Ask Kitty to describe it the next time she's sitting in your lap.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I will. What are the odds of you two making up?

[calvin keller]

Cal Slim.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Like anorexic orrrr?