dominic x calvin

[calvin keller]

Cal Sure, if they were in hospice.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Pity. I guess the glory days are behind us.

[calvin keller]

Cal Her choices, her consequences. I wouldn't associate the word pity with her at all.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Yeah yeah, you're enemies, I get it. I'll hope for an enemies to lovers arc but I won't hold my breath.

[calvin keller]

Cal You wouldn't really want that.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Calvin you're not being very fun.

[calvin keller]

Cal Ok sorry. You can watch*

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom That's my boy. 🖤 You seem depressed. Do we need to take a trip?

[calvin keller]

Cal Like I said, school has been monotonous, even Celeste got boring. It's like the comedown from the fight has followed me around.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom That's why you have to medicate through the comedown, silly. I knew I was the glue of this friend group.

[calvin keller]

Cal I'd love your vision of us coming back together.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I'm so glad you asked. Picture this: exactly one year since the fight. No one has spoken to each other since. Violet has tragically passed away (the ugly man's fault). You, Kitty and myself separately decide to make a pilgrimage to the Limelight. We arrive one by one. I am once again dressed as the pope. I baptize you and Kitty, releasing you of your sins. We start to kiss. Another one involves me heroically donating a kidney to Violet while she is very ill and will certainly perish without it. I am a unique genetic match, the only one in the world actually. Violet enlists Kitty to approach me with this request. I agree, but only if I can have your boy virginity. We start to kiss.

[calvin keller]

Cal You might need a new writer.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Calvin if we're going to be friends again you really ought to encourage me more.

[calvin keller]

Cal I think I deserve the rest of 2024 to be over it and then we can reconvene in 2025.