jane x thompson

[jane ridley]

Janie alright well then candidly, wasn't our most memorable or good. but you have a lot of points on the chart, we'll consider that an anomaly.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson That's fair, always happy to work towards a better resolution.

[jane ridley]

Janie ok, corporate america. "let's double down on this feedback, we need to please the board"

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I am the board, Janie baby.

[jane ridley]

Janie I’ll be majority shareholder then.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson That's agreeable, I think you can run the ship.

[jane ridley]

Janie And I think you can bend over backward to satisfy me. We'll see just how far on Tuesday.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I'm going to Walmart to buy a new outfit especially.

[jane ridley]

Janie I actually can't knock a $5 Hanes white t-shirt from there. But a touch of camo would be special.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson You can get a t-shirt for $5?! A coffee is like $9, right?

[jane ridley]

Janie Ready for this? It's a 3-pack for $5.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Haha, very funny.

[jane ridley]

Janie I kind of want to see the shock and awe. Can I come and push you around in a cart?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Wait, were you serious? How the fuck is anyone poor if things are that cheap? Add it to Tuesdays itinerary.

[jane ridley]

Janie Because the world just loves to fuck with people. Gives them shit circumstances, or shit brains. I'm starting to think you like spending extended periods of time with me. Weird.