jane x thompson

[thompson weathers]

Thompson But come on, $1.67 a shirt! Oh I do. You didn't know?

[jane ridley]

Janie Good basic math there, maybe you're capable after all. I was avoiding it, attachment's not aligned with my values.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I'm a significant businessman. A real man of business.  Well, tough.

[jane ridley]

Janie I hope that's your e-mail signature slogan. A serious man of business. Ugh. Wanna do a spa day together then?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I changed my signature to 'Sent form my iphoen' after Baby Reindeer, too funny. My dad hates it. You've twisted my arm, sure! How about a spa weekend?

[jane ridley]

Janie You might as well add a quote under it, in horrid blue ink. "Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." I have a really high sex drive at a spa, so keep that in mind.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson God you're a genius! I'm gonna put it in italics too, or maybe Papyrus.  You have a really high sex drive all the time actually. Were you abused as a child?

[jane ridley]

Janie Wingdings, they'd have to decipher it. I'm banning therapy questions.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson If you have been abused you need to tell me, Jane. It's a really big ick of mine.

[jane ridley]

Janie The only abuse I endured is growing up in Sugarcreek, Ohio. Happy?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Yes, thank you. Though I am sorry for your loss.

[jane ridley]

Janie Of what, my sister to essential trad wife rhetoric? Ive clearly lived.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I can't imagine the drudgery of your childhood.

[jane ridley]

Janie The horror of knowing your parents really can't be explained. Kidding, they're fine people. It was just too small of a place for me, I knew I would leave from an early age.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Hi.