jane x thompson

[jane ridley]

Janie Hello.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson ❗ Monthly check in ❗  Are we engaged yet?

[jane ridley]

Janie No. Are you dressing the girls up like the Shining tonight?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Noted. That is such a great idea, you're gonna be an amazing step mommy.

[jane ridley]

Janie Ew, never say that again. This recent cycle of you posting your kids then talking to me has gotta break, not good for my mental.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I text you after in the hopes it distracts you from seeing them, is my strategy off?

[jane ridley]

Janie Yes, puts you top of mind and now I know the play. Time to switch it up, maybe just abandon the kid concept completely.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I am, unfortunate though the reality is, a father. I should know, the paternity test results are framed in my bathroom. Maybe you should spend less time on social media. Read a book!

[jane ridley]

Janie Losing custody can be really chic you know. You throw money at a lot of problems, just add that to the list. I’m actually en route to New York to expand my cultural knowledge but tysm for the advice.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I think I'm just gonna throw them in the ocean instead. If I tell them there are Barbies in there they'll go willingly, they aren't smart. Are you flying commercial?

[jane ridley]

Janie but what if they can swim? …yes?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Idk a shark or a current or something will just have to pull through for me. Can you send me pictures? Is it like how it is in movies?

[jane ridley]

Janie probably ideal if they’re lost. being swept away at sea is always kind of wistful. uneventful, honestly.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Oh Jane. You don’t have to live like this.

[jane ridley]

Janie i’ll survive. actually while I have you, can I use your ski house in france this winter? need like 6 days.