jane x thompson

[thompson weathers]

Thompson And what do I get out of it?

[jane ridley]

Janie pictures of me naked in your hot tub.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Fine. Did you know I invested in an AI company just to be able to feed your nudes in to generate more? Fresh input would be useful.

[jane ridley]

Janie I might be able to sue you for that, idk. also sad you settle for the inauthentic.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson With what money? I do what I have to, you’re evasive these days.

[jane ridley]

Janie someone else’s 💕 aww, are you not getting enough attention these days?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Weirdly I’m getting the most attention I’ve ever had. It’s like overnight people decided I’m hot? But none of that matters in the cold of your neglect.

[jane ridley]

Janie it’s the haircut, it’s unfortunately so good. just use your imagination, fuck some girl with a skinny bbl. might come close if you close your eyes.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Stop, you’re making me blush. Have you updated my contact photo? I’m saving myself for you.

[jane ridley]

Janie no, send me a good one. your name also remains for now. that’s unnecessary.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I’m honored. Let me dig up a good one. What are you doing in New York?

[jane ridley]

Janie Halloween party, dragging all the girls out. Sorry we can’t trick or treat xX

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Couldn’t have gone anyway, I’m taking the girls to the Oogie Boogie Bash at Disney California Adventure.

[jane ridley]

Janie 🤢 the true fucking horror of the holiday.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Hahahahaha I knew you’d be horrified. I am too, I’m gonna microdose molly before I go.