jane x thompson

[jane ridley]

Janie I truly thought they were lost to the Arkansas wilderness and I hate that I have to entertain both engagement ring negotiations and continued proof that they exist. just leave them there, have a little mental breakdown on haunted mansion when the ghosts are a little too real and park ‘em.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I’ll leave them with the nanny and hit on all the milfs instead. Which girlies are you celebrating with, any I know?

[jane ridley]

Janie keep your wedding ring on, they’ll go crazy for it. you know all of them - me, stas, liv and drew. just a mild little slumber party, really our speed.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Ooh, are you gonna play with each others hair and make out? Pictures for your perusal, try not to get too excited:

[jane ridley]

Janie you know it baby, all in costume. guess which one i picked.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Brb, need a cold shower. Hmm. Suit?

[jane ridley]

Janie photoshopped abs.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson All real baby, my PT's a psycho.  Come feel 'em.

[jane ridley]

Janie sorry babes, still stuck in that flying tin can en route to NY. maybe you lost a bunch of stress weight with all that effort you've put into parenting recently.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Come straight back, fuck NY. You really spinning out about that?

[jane ridley]

Janie hmmm...no. i've always had a pretty strong stance about it!

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Why do you hate kids so much?

[jane ridley]

Janie never wanted them, have no interest in them, 0 maternal instinct. not for me.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Mood, same.

[jane ridley]

Janie and yet here you are. possessed by three demons.