jane x thompson

[jane ridley]

Janie i'm sure the cayman islands love to see you coming. or is switzerland more your style?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Can't say, daddy would kill me. But we're all good and she can get fucked.

[jane ridley]

Janie i'm also allergic to children. twins in particular, really deadly.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Good thing no one's asking you to play step mommy. Though that did make my dick twitch.

[jane ridley]

Janie if only you had a stepmom you could fuck 😢

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Crazy that my parents are still "together", I give off such divorced parents vibes.

[jane ridley]

Janie i was so convinced you were until i googled it. and then i realized you cut your hair and people suddenly find you hot again.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I've been gagging for you to mention it this whole conversation. Thoughts??

[jane ridley]

Janie when did that happen? the long hair was really starting to give the movie hot chick.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Couple of weeks ago. Don't you have a Google alert? Can't comment, I've never seen a movie.

[jane ridley]

Janie only for the row margaux bag in chocolate suede

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Oh I see it, except mine was longer. Anyway you haven't given a real verdict. So?

[jane ridley]

Janie so what? this is the lamest proposal i've ever heard, i'm pretending it doesn't exist.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson No not that, I want validation.  Do you suddenly find me hot again?

[jane ridley]

Janie thank god. i'll have to assess in person.