jane x thompson

[jane ridley]

Janie nvm don't need you on tuesday xX

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Come on now, you know I'm just joking.

[jane ridley]

Janie such a shame, you could have finally had an idea of what my apartment looked like. almost had it!

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I'll have to make do with Googling slums.

[jane ridley]

Janie new porn category unlocked!

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Come on now, I'll see you Tuesday. I'll be on my best behaviour.

[jane ridley]

Janie fine. i have one rule.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Hit me.

[jane ridley]

Janie no offering to pay for it.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson But it's nothing??

[jane ridley]

Janie nope. i'd rather die than have nothing legally tied to my name when you eventually shove a diamond the size of kentucky on my finger.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson The ring would be worth more and it would be yours. But suit yourself.

[jane ridley]

Janie Do you ever think someone will knock you out one day and you'll wake up and want to be like your family?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I am like them. Do you think I'm not?

[jane ridley]

Janie Well you did marry a cocktail waitress, for one.