jane x thompson

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Doll dated a nurse, we all get a freebie.

[jane ridley]

Janie you seem more like the 'three strikes you're out' type.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Well then I've got plenty of room to fuck up some more.

[jane ridley]

Janie how far do you want to push it?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson As far as I can without getting cut off, is the general aim.

[jane ridley]

Janie plenty of buffer, then. maybe you'll get bonus points for supporting middle income housing.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson You have to picture this Janie, we'll be going round, I'll probably be pretty annoying. Odds are at least one of the agents will recognize me, and then they'll be like, wait, isn't Thompson Weathers like rich? Why is he looking at these devastatingly affordable properties, and worse, why is his girlfriend talking like she'll be the one paying? They'll then start thinking that I'm not actually rich and they'll start spreading rumors either that I've been cut off, or my family aren't rich either. Which won't stand.

[jane ridley]

Janie no no, i think they'd go with the pregnant mistress narrative. my name everywhere so the paper trail doesn't lead back.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Hmmm, could work. Can you do that annoying thing pregnant women do where they constantly have a hand on their stomach?

[jane ridley]

Janie i'll switch between that when i'm deep in thought, or casually holding my bag in front of my flat stomach as if anyone could see anything anyway.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I'm actually looking forward to this, and I never look forward to anything.

[jane ridley]

Janie giving you a new lease on life, baby. just not a new apartment lease x

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Maybe I'll get one too, just for fun.

[jane ridley]

Janie might as well play monopoly. do not pass go, do not collect $200. you could decorate it to be shag everything.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson How fun, I could hide out there if Cece decides to creep out of the woodwork.